You’ll have to admit, it makes perfect sense. Maybe Trump and Rubio should cobble together a coup whereby they bomb Moscow and then “capture” Putin and spirit him off, blindfolded, clutching a water bottle, in the wee hours of the morning. One person who thinks it’s a positively smashing idea is Volodymyr Zelensky.
OH SH*T: After the U.S. captured Maduro, Zelensky didn’t mince words about Putin:
“If it’s possible to deal with dictators like that, just like that, then the United States knows what to do next.” pic.twitter.com/WcgGL8e47U
— Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) January 3, 2026
That is one way to deal with dictators, yes indeed. Do you think Vlad is worried. Nah. He knows his lapdog too well.
Maduro's not a good guy, agreed. But neither is Putin, and Trump rolled out the red fucking carpet for him. It's not about dope, it's about oil (which kinda IS dope).
Just when you think Trump has hit the gutter, he bounces lower.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 3, 2026
Anybody here have an opinion on how the invasion of Venezuela and the “capture” of its president is going to affect Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize campaign? Asking for a friend.
