We know Idiocracy and Dead Zone were prophetic movies. Now we’re moving on to Back To The Future. Remember how Biff Tannen had his name on everything — as a spoof of Donald Trump, who now has become president and now is spoofing Biff Tannen. So we have art imitating life imitating art. Yes, this is getting heady. You may have noticed that Trump has an obsession with getting things named after him, such as the Arc de Trump, or Arch of Trump, I have no idea what the monstrosity is supposed to be called. And then there’s the Trump Ballroom, yet another monstrosity. And then there is this latest campaign.
Trump desperately wants to be remembered for something other the being a convicted felon, a rapist, the #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles, twice impeached, and a general fat moron. Hence the ballroom, the arch he wants to build, getting a stadium named after him, etc. pic.twitter.com/lVsEXFbXij
— 💛💙 🌊 Willow🌊💙💛 (@Fuzzy_Fuzzbutt) November 8, 2025
He wants as many things as possible named after him and he’s already getting Melania in the act. She’s supposed to have her name on the First Lady Melania Trump Opera House at the Kennedy Center. This is granting for the sake of argument that there is a Kennedy Center because last we knew it was hemorrhaging subscriptions and support at a life threatening rate. Horrifying reality but what do you expect?
Melania, for her own part, is quite the fat cat after she’s been paid $40M from Jeff Bezos for her documentary. If that isn’t the cure for insomnia I don’t know what will be.
First Lady Melania Trump talks about her upcoming film, titled MELANIA:
“A first of its kind, capturing the 20 days of my life before the inauguration. 20 intense days of transformation from private citizen to First Lady.”
MELANIA will be released in theaters on January 30,… pic.twitter.com/RDl4pRkK2k
— FLOTUS Report (@MELANIAJTRUMP) November 7, 2025
It sounds like she’s saying “denigration” instead of “inauguration” and probably doesn’t know the difference. In fact, I agree with her, January 20, 2021 was both the inauguration and the denigration of this country. It also sounds like she’s saying “pariah citizen” instead of “private citizen.” She’s lived in this country for 30 freaking years. She can afford any tutor, anything she could possibly want or need but she clearly has no interest in learning how to speak English properly. Say what you will about Ivana Trump, at least she had the brains and the desire to become fully fluent in her adopted country’s language.
And she talks about her “inspiration.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh yes, we can’t wait for the inspiration from a mind of her caliber. And what is she talking about, with “reeeple effect” and “an act of courage?” It was courageous to accept forty million bucks from Jeff Bezos so that he could get in good with Trump? It takes guts to cash big checks?
I think what’s happened here is that she’s just fallen in love with her own image, much as Narcissus did before he fell into the pool and drowned. Or, more likely, she is clueless that she is up there bragging about what a genius she is and how that’s in poor taste. She’s starting to remind me of Ron Burgundy, she’ll read anything that’s put in front of her to read.
We’ll see if her name ends up on the Opera House at the Kennedy Center and we shall surely also see how Trump’s quest to get every new piece of construction in America named after him fares.
What a pair. America will be so much better off when they fade from our view altogether. Although I will give Melania credit for one thing, at least by staying out of sight she mitigates the gaffes she would otherwise be committing daily with her creepy husband. Maybe she can just be made a documentary star by Jeff Bezos and do that, period. Let’s see the opening episode, shall we? 90 minutes of Melania doing costume changes should be quite the sleeper.
Hey, I got it. How about she teams up with Louise Linton and they become stars together. The 2025 version of How To Marry A Millionaire, although it should be retitled How To Marry A Rich Asshole.
it’s bei g released in theaters, not tv? courageous decision.