I guess it’s finally happened. Trump can walk on the water. Or he believes that he can (or has) walked on the water, specifically the Persian Gulf, because Trump has made the comment that “you can go in one second from Qatar to Iran.” You are directing your attention to the map above, yes? Does that body of water look to you like something that can be hopped like a mud puddle? Or, wait, maybe Trump isn’t Jesus and walking on the water, maybe he’s Superman and flying over the water, just like he leaps tall buildings with a single bound? Or maybe Puss-In-Boots. Didn’t his boots take him seven leagues with one step? All right class, who does Trump think he is today?
Sure, Jan…🤠pic.twitter.com/ofnyMGZExz
— Lizzie Nolla (@LizzieNolla) October 13, 2025
Well, if you want to DRIVE to Iran it won’t take you one second. It will take you about 23 hours as a matter of fact, since you’re driving over 1,820 kilometers. It’s almost 200 nautical miles between the two countries if you cross the Persian Gulf.
So the only answer we haven’t come up with yet is that there’s some kind of a stargate that allows Donald Trump to get from Iran to Qatar in one second. All right, class, here we go:
How does Donald get from Qatar to Iran in one second? Literally, as he assures us?
- He’s Jesus and walks on the water — and really fast, too?
- He’s Superman and flies over the water at super speed?
- He’s Puss In Boots and walks seven leagues with each step?
- He knows where a stargate is and gets through it in one second?
- He’s out of his fucking mind and talking out his ass?
If we manage to survive this era in our history, many satirical movies will be made about this time in our history. This is all recorded in the official White House archives and reporters on board Air Force One (which used to be the plum assignment for which journalists dreamt and vied for) are subjected to this lunacy every day.
And it goes without saying, the rest of the world laughs at us. The only thing good about Trump in office is it’s like the old joke about banging your head on the wall: it feels so good when it stops. I cannot wait for the day he leaves office or leaves the White House feet first. I think I will run screaming into the streets, “Free again!! Great God almighty we’re free again!!” and wait for those nice young men in their clean white coats to come and take me away. They should take Trump away, if there was any justice in this world. On that note, let’s have a blast from the past.
“Free again!!”? It would be nice, if at that time, all of Trump’s toadies would think “Whew! Now I can get back to normal and be a better person.” But, what’s really going to happen? We’ll see, but it could be messy.
Trump’s butt-hurt over not being universally admired and openly worshiped has literally reached Presidential proportions. It’s part of what has driven him crazy and I keep waiting for the moment when live on camera full-blown batshit insane Trump finally is on display for all the world to see. I don’t want him to die. I want him in prison for at least a couple of years so he can die wearing cheap prison garb, wasted away to scrawniness by typical prison food (a more balance diet than he’s eaten since he was growing up) and with greasy, stringy hair and bad teeth from not properly brushing or flossing. Someone who’d look like THIS performing They’re Coming To Take Me Away:
THAT is what I want to live to see.
Sorry marine…as a fellow vet I understand. That being said, he will continue to be propped up by those filled with racist hate, greed, and religious hypocrisy. THAT being said…tic tok. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust…no exceptions no matter what bullshit title you’ve been given by a CORRUPT COUNTRY…the good old USA.