Mental Patient Insults U.N. General Assembly — Oh, Wait…..

Not for the first time nor the last do I mourn the fact that Kurt Vonnegut isn’t here to see what’s going on with the political situation in this country. Only he had the kind of utterly bat$hit perspective that could make sense out of a *leader* like Donald Trump. Vonnegut would understand that finally America got to a point where a creature like Trump could not only exist but could actually get elected to America’s highest office. If you haven’t been near a TV, radio, or computer for the past several hours, you have missed the sight and sound of a 79-year-old dementia patient at the podium of the United Nations, talking about escalators and dirty air, illegal alien invasions and seven wars which he stopped with the assistance of Emmanual Macron — who sat speechless when the comment was made. Which Seven Wars? Or did he mean Seven Dwarves? Dunno. Revolutionary War, mebbe, Napoleonic War, Korean War, hey just extract something out of a hat (or your rectum, that’s closer to what Trump’s doing today) and it will sound something like this.

Trump: But you know, we have a border, strong, and we have a shape and the shape doesn't just go straight up. That shape is amorphous when it comes to the atmosphere. pic.twitter.com/nJpQKxUSjm

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 23, 2025

“The shape doesn’t go straight up.” I’ll bet you thought it did, now didn’t you, kind of like the stairway to heaven or some such, right? Right. Hey, at least he gave Hannibal Lector and sharks a break for the day, that may constitute some mental health improvement, doncha think? Take your victories where you find them, because they are going to be few and far between.

The biggest scam artist in the world actually got scammed by the most evil scam artist in the world, Putin.

I'm trying very hard not to laugh at the stupidity of Orange Man Clown. 😂 pic.twitter.com/jMPQVlPjbT

— Fozon Capital (@FozonCapital) September 23, 2025

🔊More lunacy from the Lunatic in cheat: UNBELIEVABLE! pic.twitter.com/xOqFJqYc0F

— KB (@starquenched) September 23, 2025

I would say Trump’s mind is *gone* but when did he ever have much of one? And his spouse, you remember her, Ms. Einstein Visa, sounds as far out there as he does.

Melania Trump: As children, we all played marbles, through paper airplanes and run with a thin string in our hand watching our kites… Great minds have turned marbles into microchips, paper airplanes into drones, and kites into satellites pic.twitter.com/lQFjtURnqI

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 23, 2025

Your assignment, class, is to write on the board every night before you go to bed: I Will Stay Sane Until 2028, I Will Stay Sane Until 2028, I Will……

Oh, and don’t forget to show us how you turned a kite into a satellite. I’m dying to see that one and I know that one of you scientific types managed to do that. I mean, Melania could not be wrong about something, now could she? Meanwhile, if anybody tells you that Trump wasn’t really *that* crazy today, show them this excerpt from the New York Times.

He accused environmentalists of wanting to “kill all the cows.” He personally insulted the Muslim mayor of London. He bashed allies and foes across the globe. He questioned whether the United Nations should even exist.

“What is the purpose of the United Nations?” President Trump asked a gathering of the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday, in a meandering, 56-minute speech that extended nearly four times as long as his allotted time limit.

“I’m really good at this stuff,” Mr. Trump said. “Your countries are going to hell.”

In his remarks, Mr. Trump lectured the United Nations and other countries about how they are failing and aired a list of grievances. Those included but were not limited to: a malfunctioning escalator at the U.N.; his not winning a renovation contract at the United Nations during his time as a real estate developer; windmills; other countries’ immigration policies, which he claimed were leading them to ruin; and the way Brazil is being run.

The White House had billed Mr. Trump’s address to the 80th session of the United Nations General Assembly as a chance for the president to lay out his vision for how America should wield its power abroad. […]

Mr. Trump also issued a new warning: that the U.S. military would continue to play the role of judge, jury and executioner in killing suspected drug smugglers operating in international waters. “We will blow you out of existence,” he warned anyone moving drugs out of Venezuela.

But he spent nearly a quarter of his speaking time attacking efforts to address climate change.

Mr. Trump undermined the scientific consensus on climate change, saying it was “made by stupid people.” He celebrated the U.S. withdrawal from the Paris climate accord and “clean, beautiful coal.” He talked about American energy exports and added that “the United States has been taken advantage by much of the world, but not anymore.”

And Mr. Trump called climate change the “greatest con job” ever perpetrated on the world and claimed environmentalists are out to eliminate America’s cows.

Yep, the environmentalists are out to eliminate the cows, which is why you’ll see so many of them jumping over the moon as they seek their freedom. Yep. Uh huh. I’m ready for my strait jacket now, Mr. DeMille.

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