Most of us despaired it would ever happen but finally someone with national name recognition has managed to master throwing “Trumpiness” right back in Trump’s fat, orange-painted face. Clearly California Governor Gavin Newsom has mastered the social media post style that had been unique to Trump. Now that he’s done so he’s on a roll and it’s getting to Trump. Newsom is keeping up his trolling of Trump but it looks like the Troll Train that’s rolled over Trump has a new side-track. And it might keep laying down new tracks for members of Team Trump!
Trust me when I say it’s worth every second of your time to read this BuzzFeed article. Newsom aimed his Troll Train at the Vice-President and I’d be willing to bet that just as with Trump it will continue. Vance after all is clearly thinking he’s the heir apparent to assume control of MAGA when Trump is (one way or the other) gone. Newsom’s take-down of Vance, giving him a nickname that’s sticking like superglue is epic. I’ll get to that.
First however I want to point out that as the linked article delightfully shows Newsome isn’t done with Trumpty yet. Not by a long shot. Again, trust me when I tell you you’ll enjoy scrolling down through the entire linked BuzzFeed article but I wanted to make special note of this: In addition to imitating Trump’s style (for lack of a better word) he’s now demonstrated how to troll Trump via a ‘Cabinet Meeting press announcement’:
OH MY GOD.
Gavin Newsom just reenacted Trump’s cabinet meeting.
And it’s epic.
— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) August 28, 2025
But what about Vance you ask? I said I’d get to it and unlike Trump I like to keep my word. Newsome put out a tweet which I can’t embed to show here, but here’s the text of it in all its ALL-CAPS glory:
J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE “BARGAIN BIN” IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX NEWS TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH “THE COUCH”). HE IS VERY WEAK… THE GUY CAN’T RUN, TAKES MORE VACATIONS THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAXY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT SINCE “CHAIRMAN TRUMP” NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK “SMART,” BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED, STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT ON PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!-GCN
Wow. And that’s only Newsom’s first salvo at the not-good ship Vance still in dry-dock under construction. If the shipyard workers have a lick of sense they’ll start calling in sick, or pay off a doctor (Ronny Jackson?) to certify them for disability. If Newsom keeps this up the attempted launch of the MAGA Ship Vance will make people forget all about the fiasco North Korea’s Dictator attended that ended in disaster! (Lil Kim sure hopes something will. Maybe he’ll hire his own meme-maker?)
Again, if you set aside a few minutes to browse the linked article, you’ll see that this is getting noticed and NOT in a way C.F., I mean J.D. Vance wants. I enjoyed the hell out of the responses listed and so will you. One jumped out at me, hence that question posed in the title of this. It was suggested Newsome go after Noem next. If you noticed Newsom got in a dig at Vance for the couch-f**king thing. Ok, so that (probably) didn’t happen but Noem DID shoot a puppy in the face, and then bragged about it. Between that and her not so secret affair with the equally despicable Cory Lewandowsky the tree is rich with low hanging fruit.
Well, for now we’ve got Newsome adding “Just Dance Vance” to his Troll Train targets to run over. I can’t wait to see what’s next.
OMG I “heart” Governor Newsom. This is awesome and I hope he keeps it up!