I love watching NASCAR. After all, when else will I get to see a 35 car pile up and not be in the goddamned thing. George Carlin
This is getting embarrassing. It’s almost like these jerk-offs want to crash this thing into a mountain just to end the suspense of waiting to run out of gas first.
Earlier today MAGA Mike Johnson sh*t-canned votes on two Epstein scandal measures to put it to rest, and which he knew he didn’t have the votes for, and basically hung a Gone Fishing! sign on the doors to the House chamber. This is like going on the lam, but leaving a note that says “You’ll never find me cuz I’m gonna be hiding out at 1274 Maple Center Rd, I won’t be answering the door, and I’ll be having a stone in my shoe to make me limp. Nyah=nyah-nyah!” You expect this kind of lame sh*t from the MAGA caucus, bit not this lame.
But now you have the Department of Justice, who are widely expected of at least having the intelligence to memorize the complex chemical equation of making instant coffee are jumping into the mosh pit, and they’re even worse. Their master scheme is going off like a bunch of 2nd graders who just started school two weeks ago, putting on a play they haven’t even bothered to practice.
I don’t know whether it was Traitor Tot himself, or Palm Beach Barbie, or somebody totally different who came up with this brain fart, but MSNBC reported this morning that the Deputy Attorney General would travel to interview Madam Maxwell about presumably Jeffrey Epstein’s operation, and any knowledge she has about any Epstein File.
Now I don’t even know what this poor slob’s name is, but the first thing I can’t help thinking is which ancient Druid fod he pissed off in a previous life. This poor schmuck not only has to go and interview the brains of Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, the groomer, schedule coordinator, and limo coordinator, enough to make you want to hurl, but apparently she’s feeling like she’s riding a white charger of victimhood in the press coverage of this thing, so she’ll be jumping the poor guy’s sh*t to get her out of the slammer most riki-tik.
I’ll admit it, this time they got me. I’ve spent more than enough time in El Pendejo Presidente’s fevered brain to at least come up with a general reason for the stupid sh*t he does, but this one seems almost totally feckless and self destructive.
If the gruesome twosome of Trump and Bondi, which sounds like a bail bond office in the Bronx, think that this cheap d*ck move is going to buy either themselves of the GOP House caucus some breathing time and air cover, then their brain scans have flatlined. This little stunt accomplishes only one thing.
It’s turned the Deputy Attorney General into a dead man walking. The minute this ass clown leaves the prison, the road to the airport will probably be lined with steamed MAGAt’s throwing rocks and rotten eggs at the limo, wanting a loudspeaker on top of the car, giving an impromptu press update on the way.
It’s even worse once he gets back to DC. They’ll need to assign police to crowd and traffic control outside of his house from the mob of reporters waiting for him to stick his head out in the morning to grab the morning paper.
And the only thing it does for the chickensh*t MAGA House caucus is to give their own furious constituents something else to hit them over the head with. Angry MAGAt’s will be demanding that MAGA Mike immediately reconvene the House so that they can hold an emergency inquisition of this guy in a special committee meeting, broadcast prime time on all the national networks.
You know, the old time sports mantra is that the only way to come out of a batting slump is to keep swinging the bat. But the even older common sense mantra is that when you’re in a hole, stop digging. But much to their extreme dismay, and the almost orgasmic joy of the rest of us, none of that sh*t will work for the Traitor Tot cabal. Simply because they’ve lost control of the message, and until they get that back, if they ever do, anything they try is only going to come around and bite them in the ass. And Baron von Schitzenpantz is too stupid and arrogant to understand that. God, some days I love my job
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
what exactly is this meant to accomplish? why would maxwell have any direct knowledge of the epstein investigation files? she may have considerable personal knowledge overlapping the files. this is just going to generate lots of fresh, new information and I’m sure maxwell will be thrilled to share everything she knows. she doesn’t exactly have anything better to do. as you said, everyone is going to want to know what comes out of this and I don’t see how they can possibly say no. great. go for it. this isn’t an own goal, this is telling the other team to take a break and relax on their bench while you repeatedly kick the ball into your goal.