Remember the You Can’t Make This $hit Up File, that exploded many years ago? The tape that you’re about to hear is from one of Jeffrey Epstein’s victim’s, Maria Farmer. She tells an intriguing tale of how the then-Mrs. Trump was involved in this entire sordid mess. And then that, of course, leads one to wonder if perhaps Marla Maples knew these people as well. And we know that Melania has been photographed with Donald, to her right, and Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell to her left. That we have all seen. This opens up a whole new vista on this sordid mess.
Epstein victim Maria Farmer: Ivana Trump was Ghislaine's best friend. Donald was always hanging out with Epstein, and Ivana was always hanging out with Ghislaine.
And you still wonder why Trump doesn’t want those files released?
pic.twitter.com/cdu1kT5uuB— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) July 20, 2025
Yes, I know what you’re thinking because I’m thinking it too: Could Ivana’s sudden fall down the staircase in her home have anything to do with this? We don’t know and we’re not likely to find out, now are we? And I know you’re also thinking, “Why was Ivana’s casket so heavy that ten men were struggling with it?” Again, without exhuming the casket, who knows what could be buried with her on Trump’s Bedminster golf course?
Maybe we should talk to some of Ivana’s old boyfriends and see what they know about any of this? Trump is a walking tabloid character. He created himself as such for the front page of the National Enquirer and the like. And now we find out that it all goes deeper than we would have imagined.
I find it interesting that Maria Farmer, who was very young at the time of this incident, thought that Ivana’s jewelry was such junk that she would throw it in the trash rather than wear it. That much has not changed in Trump world. Melania’s “jewelry” is garbage as well. Trump does not marry women with creative vision or taste, let’s just say that much.
I had not seen that photo if all the men trying to carry Ivana’s casket! That thing was HEAVY!! Yes, it does make one wonder what got buried along with her…and I’ll bet it isn’t the jewelry she was selling. And what a curious way for her to die…
Another unusual connection is that Donald Barr, a former OSS officer and the father of Bill Barr, trump’s AG during his first term, was the headmaster of Dalton School and is said to have hired Epstein to teach math there. Bill is reported to have been the first person to visit the Metropolitan Correction Center the day after Epstein’s death. He was one of the few people to personally interview Epstein’s cell mate.
Epstein seems to have had a huge social network beyond his sex ring. He rubbed shoulders with elites from all sectors of society, including British royalty, Israeli prime ministers, and some top physicists like Stephen Hawking and Murray Gell-Mann. Check out Jesse Michels at American Alchemy. It gets weird here: