It’s supposed to be 109 for a high here in Vegas today. And it’s not even August yet. But apparently, in Dizzy City, any time the internal temperature rises above that of a bottle of chilled Chablis, the GOP House chickensh*ts want to scatter like scalded cats. Now they’re considering passing a resolution to start their annual August recess early.
Stuff like this convinces me that the Trump MAGA root rot that began nine years ago has now reached the farthest branches. The simple, unstated reason is that the heat is too high in congress right now over this Jeffrey Epstein thing, and they’re all sick of running around the corriders of the House trying to avoid reporters, so now they want to go running up and down the hallways of Dulles and Reagan airoprts, trying to duck reporters.
This is why I’m convinced that MAGA actually means Morons Against Good Advice. They don’t want to leave their offices because reporters are asking awkward questions, and they don’t want to answer the phone because it’s always their constituents wanting to climb up their asses on this Jeffrey Epstein thing, so what’s their solution? Leave early to fly back to their home districts, and spend even more time in the bowels of the beast. This is like running into a graveyard to try to escape a bloody banshee.
If these mental midgets want to know what’s in store for them when they get home, all they have to do is to pull some network archive footage of the Democratic town halls during the great ACA debate, infiltrated by GOP troublemakers, and often requiring a police presence to assure public safety.
These disgusted constituents know where their congressman’s district office is, and the smarter ones know where their hoses are too. They’re going to want town halls, and they’ll blockade offices and houses until they get them. And you can bet your asses that the local networks know where they live too. So liik for a mobile van parked outside of their houses in the morning, so they can follow them around and capture film at 5! of GOP incumbents being surrounded and getting their asses verbally kickced in grocery store and pharmady aisles. Local restaurants will refuse to seat them because they don’t want the hassle of being associated with them.
This was the funniest sh*t in the world to the GOP when they were whipping up the fury agaisnt the Democrats, and running them through the political food processor on puree. Not so much now that the shoe is on the other foot. Actually, the GOP had the concept right in their resolution, they just screwed up the mechanics. Their resolution should have requested that the House start its August recess on September 25th. of 2026.
I thank you for the privilege of your time/
