If a picture is worth 1,000 words then a video is worth ten times that much. This is so funny. Hollywood makes fight scenes graceful and choreographed, with sound effects and dramatic music, but the truth is that fights are sloppy, violent and distasteful. What really makes all of these qualities exponentially worse is when it is a Constitution-thumping Georgia MAGA, telling the police that he has rights that he does not in fact have. This guy, State Senator Colton Moore, is a devotee of the Nancy Mace School Of Victimhood, as you will soon see. (Psst: he comes from the same northwest Georgia district as Marge Greene, you won’t be surprised to learn.)
Don’t even know what’s happening here but it’s some MAGA moron from Georgia and it’s hilarious and I can’t stop watching it 🤣 pic.twitter.com/7zuY2WAoUh
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) January 16, 2025
I am officially nominating him for the Nancy Mace Profile in Courage Award.
— Tim Clark (@timclark89) January 16, 2025
Here’s just the facts, ma’am, of what happened here.
MAGA State Senator Colton Moore, who represents the same NW GA area that Marge Greene represents in Congress (they are pals) was thrown to the ground by security outside the GA House chamber after the Speaker refused to allow him to attend Gov. Brian Kemp’s State of the State speech today. Trump-loving Moore has been an enemy of Kemp ever since he demanded that Kemp call an emergency special session to remove DA Fani Willis after Trump was indicted and Kemp refused.
… Moore was censured in 2023 after he went on Steve Bannon’s show and said he was going to “get my rifle” and start a “civil war” if DA Fani Willis put Trump in jail. Since his arrest today was in Fulton County, his case will be handled by … Fani Willis.
… Rep. Clay Higgins (R-LA) wasn’t happy with GA Republicans: “GA State Senator Colton Moore, a Freedom Caucus Republican, was denied entry to the Georgia State Assembly today, based on some political establishment BS. If you establishment boys in Georgia want a fight with House Freedom Caucus, we’ll be happy to oblige. Get your mind right. Conflict with the Freedom Caucus is not a casual affair.”
… Them’s fighin words.
… After his release from jail, Moore checked himself into the hospital and posted a video claiming he was brutally and violently assaulted by the stormtroopers at the GA Capitol and was suffering from injuries.
A true MAGA warrior! Like Trump and Nancy Mace, willing to endure serious injuries and make any sacrifice to further the American First cause.
My word. Here we have Donald Trump with his minor shrapnel wounds violent bullet assault, which his son said, “took off the top of his ear” and then it regrew we guess (please explain that one to the boxer who lost the top of his ear to Mike Tyson, he really wants to know) and then Nancy Mace wore an arm brace because trans goons are chasing her in the Capitol rotunda. Now we have Colton Moore.
The Republicans have always had a weirdo here and there. Paul Gosar has been around for some number of years, Louie Gohmert was a perennial nitwit, but they were the outliers. Now they are the norm.
Trump took the lunatic fringe groups of the GOP, the religious fanatics and the gay bashers, and the racists and the misogynists and gave them permission to be fruitful and multiply. And so out of the woodwork they came, goosestepping and victimhooding all the way.
Listen, Moore will probably be tapped by RFK, Jr. for a place in his agency, if Trump doesn’t make him an envoy to Iran or North Korea. Personally, I think Elon should shoot him to Mars but we can’t get that lucky.
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Drunk? With alcohol or presumed power?
Having grown up with a functional drunk…and having run the psychiatric admissions at Duke and Holly Hill years ago, both of which had substance abuse wards, I think I can speak with authority about a lying, in denial, drunk! I can’t wait for his drunk ass to REALLY phuck up in a crisis. This country asked for Hell…and I’m sure the Devil will honor the request.
Colonel Ripper anyone? Oh, I’m sorry…most of you who don’t know much of anything about our history that didn’t happen five minutes ago…should watch Dr. Strangelove…and be afraid of placing nuclear weapons in the hands of moronic fascists and drunks. God…I’ve developed a real hatred for half of this country…they won’t listen to reason…so let HELL RAIN DOWN…nothing like DEATH to sober a person up to reality. I’ve died once, so the second time around is like getting a bus ticket out of being held hostage by people I’d shoot in WW2. Hey Satan…get off your lying ass and do your phuckjng job.