So we’ve already had 2 columns on this. But everyone’s viewpoints are a little different from everyone else, so I want to talk about it today because I can. This would be the lovely, lovely report from Jack Smith that has tRump’s Pampers in a knot. The biggest thing would be “we would have convicted him”. Convicted. The. Mango. Mandarin. CONVICTED. Well, now, even though he managed to avoid sitting through the case because he managed to get himself elected President (gee, people, thanks for another 4 years of this hell), we do not prosecute sitting Presidents. Thanks a bunch, SCOTUS, absolute immunity when he’s in office. Who knows what he’s going to do with THAT to protect him?
I’ve only read part of the letter thus far. I believe that even with all the “legalese”, it’s going to be quite easy (not simple, but easy) to understand. I’m going to read the whole thing anyhow. That should keep me occupied for a couple of days … if I’m not doing *anything* else in the meantime. Therefore make that read some of it each day. I’m soooooo looking forward to this, just for the “conviction” part of it. The excitement will have died down by the time I finish but I might still write about it anyhow heh heh heh.
By the way, AG Merrick Garland, thank you for having the big titanium clanking balls and actually putting the case out there so *everyone* can read it if they so choose. I wasn’t sure you were going to do it. And to send it out to the news within a minute of the hold expiring, aw yea! You’ve been quite a disappointment to me over the last 4 years. It’s nice to have you do this before you have to resign your position and I hope you do well after this. I have it in 2 different places so I’m doing my part to make sure it doesn’t just vanish off the internet. I’ll bet that a lot of people are doing the same.
And again, I’ll bet Jack Smith did one hell of a job, with him being able to say we would have had a conviction. Not just a strong case, but convicted. My goodness I love that word. Conviction. Ahhh. Conviction! The Cheesy Poof Traitor Tot would have been in a jumpsuit to match his makeup. Wouldn’t that have been nice? And no, I have no idea what the Secret Service might have to do. That would make things *very* interesting and I wouldn’t envy them trying to work out something while he’s in prison. But luck was on the Orangutan’s side, and he got out of the case because he managed to squeak by into the Presidency. I think that’s one time where the Orangutan had *good* luck. The one time we needed him to fail, and he didn’t. Seems like we should write that date on our calendars to remember tRump got lucky. Let’s just hope he doesn’t run the country into the ground like he’s done with so many other businesses. Please, no.
Thank you, Jack. Thank you for being an amazing Special Counselor. Thank you for taking the time to do it RIGHT. Thank you for proving that the Orange Baby Balloon really *did* commit crimes on January 6. Thank you for proving it, and proving it enough to have gotten a conviction. I think we’ll miss you.
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My reading is that his “luck” was bought through having the dollars to continue paying lawyers to creatively stall, coupled with the shadow of the malign MAGA influence and Repugnant fears and cynicism. Not only that , his damned luck still holds: downplayed by MSM (Breitbart doesn’t mention it, surprise?) and knocked off the news cycle by the Senate hearings
Is Breitbart considered MSM now? OMG.
Certainly not by me, that was just a side comment. At least, not now. But, watch out, it probably already is for a particular segment of the electorate.
He’s the luckiest POS in the world. Thanks to Garland’s timidity and the American populus’ general stupidity (well the 49% that voted for him, about 30% or so if you count all eligible voters).
And he still has an all-caps meltdown on BS-Social that he was treated so unfairly.