This is a first and may very well be a last, Melania Trump “dancing.” If you’re looking for an example of BWD (bad white dancing) this is it. A petty observation yes, but what you may not realize is that the inability to move and flow gracefully has actually been the bane of Melania’s existence. When she was a model, photographers said “she couldn’t move.” Look at the most successful models come down a runway sometime, or swirl around for a photo shoot. They’re fluid like dancers. They ooze. That’s the magic that the supermodels do for the camera, which is to create a kind of poetry in motion that sells them, their personality, and the clothes that they’re wearing. Melania was considered way too wooden and here’s the proof.
She sways, he pushes his arms out weirdly.
— ilikeknitting (@ilikelizards123) January 1, 2025
Melania doing her version of the Trump dance, and looking good doing it ❤️pic.twitter.com/8S2lJTeaWw
— Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 (@saras76) January 1, 2025
If that is not the most self conscious, passionless, stilted, gawky, graceless display of movement that I have ever seen, I don’t know what is. Melania is about looking good. That’s not only her high card, that’s her only card. She’s always been in way over her head with this political thing and clearly she hates it. How else do you explain the “fukking creesmuss” comment and the “I Really Don’t Care Do U” pea coat? I don’t think you need to be Sigmund Freud to get the drift of things. Melania as the First Lady is shoving a square peg into a round hole.
🇺🇸MELANIA: THE TRUMP DANCE IS VERY SPECIAL… NOT FOR ME… BUT FUN!
"The Trump Dance is a very special and unique dance."
Fox: "Is this how you dance."
Melania: "No."pic.twitter.com/rig8oJybjq
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) December 6, 2024
But of course she’s surrounded by sycophants, as is Trump, who will create a fantasy of her that she’s somebody else other than who she is, fluent in six languages, the greatest mother that ever lived, all that. Nobody in Trump world is going to call her a paid ornament.
Sigh. How are we going to get through four years of this bullshit? I’m already completely exhausted and they haven’t even returned to the White House to soil it with their presence yet.
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Would it even be possible to have anything more vomit inducing than watching that vacuous show piece giggling about the jerking off giraffes and swaying by this gigantic orange pig, all on the broadcasting embarrassment of the nation – Mews for Dumb Fux?
I think I speak for a few here when I say rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaallllllllllllPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH!
Ive watched and watched and finally got it. The trump dance is simply the male version of the Elaine dance. All Seinfeld fans will know exactly what im talking about. If not a fan find it and watch her then tell me I’m wrong.