What is it with this family and hair? And it doesn’t stop at hair, it involves vast amounts of makeup, shoe lifts, girdles (and that’s him not her.) And there’s an aphorism that covers this, to wit: “The rocks in his head fit the holes in hers.” And the reality of the situation is that this is a quid pro quo marriage, which Melania admitted on TV once. She was asked if she was with Trump for his money and she said, “Would he be with me if I didn’t look like this?” No, he would not. Donald wants an ornament and Donald pays for an ornament. In any event, here’s the tweet taken from behind Melania at the ringing of the New York Stock Exchange bell on Thursday.
I'm guessing she has extensions. Her hair was not done very well, very frizzy, she probably did it herself and did not check the back well enough.
— Lola X. (@A_la_Bunny) December 13, 2024
Could be that. Could be that the wind blew. Could be a lot of things. One thing we know is that artifice is big with these people. Trump’s fake tan makeup is unique in the history of presidents. Trump wears more makeup on any given day than Ronald Reagan wore during his entire acting career.
It will be interesting to see what happens to Trump’s hair in the next four years.


Talk about a bad hair day, Trump’s had a bad hair decade. As to Melania, she likely won’t be around for a great many occasions. And actually I applaud that. She doens’t want to be in the White House, why force it? Let the Trumps continue to embarrass America on the world stage. In for a penny, in for a pound, right?
And if Melania wants to do “Fukkking Creesmuss decorations” so be it. She’s already wrecked Jackie Kennedy’s Rose Garden, so she can’t do any more damage there.
Definitely, let her hang out in Trump Tower with Barron and not give the mythical White House ghosts anything to rattle their chains about.






















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Just as hollow a promise, just as big a lie as all the others.
Also:
She can’t afford to get someone professional to style her hair properly, (like my 89 year old mother can):
or she’s a cheap miser.
The only part of the article that was worth reading was this part ” And the reality of the situation is that this is a quid pro quo marriage, which Melania admitted on TV once. She was asked if she was with Trump for his money and she said, “Would he be with me if I didn’t look like this?” No, he would not. Donald wants an ornament and Donald pays for an ornament.”
Oh…I thought it was the slot to open the back of her head to replace her batteries. My bad.