Not Even Inaugurated, And Already Trump And The GOP Are Laughingstocks

I’ve always believed that terminal stupidity is contagious, and that’s why I’ve never hung around with morons. Unfortunately the GOP as a party can’t say the same ting.

You’ve gotta love the terminally stupid. MSNBC is reporting that GOP Florida congressional douche nozzle Matt Gaetz has resigned from congress in order to accept Trump’s nomination for Attorney General. Hang on, I have something in my throat. *cough cough bullsh*t cough bullsh*t cough* Sorry about that.

This is too stupid for words for more reasons than I can count. And if I’m reading the tea leaves right, it’s also just another bullsh*t Traitor Tot scam. Board the Logic Express here.

Gaetz hasn’t really been nominated for anything. All Trump has done is to float his name as his pick for the post, just like all the other imbecilic choices Emperor Numbus Nuttus has made so far. But he can’t actually nominate anybody until after he takes the oath of office. And knowing the warp speed with which El Pendejo ex Presidente changes his mind depending on who last has his ear, Gaetz is taking a chance.

But here’s what makes the fart stink. The House Ethics Committee is scheduled to meet tomorrow to possibly vote on their final report and recommendations on their long running investigation into Gaetz, including his alleged sex trafficking charges investigated by the DOJ. But considering the fact that Matt Gaetz is the House version of cancun Teddy Cruz, there’s more than ample reason to believe that either the ethics Committtee will either release the report publicly, along with their recommendations, or at the least supply a copy to the Senate Judiciary Committee for their use in vetting Gaetz for the AG job.

Here’s how I see it. Gaetz is a moron. He personally axed Squeaker Cavein McCarthy because he wouldn’t pressure the Ethics committee to drop its investigation into Gaetz. Gaetz figured that if Traitor Tot won, he’d just put the kabosh on the whole thing. But now the bloody Ethics Committee is jumping the gun and releasing the report and its recommendations before The Peach Penguin can get in and stop it.

Gaetz’s preppy ego can’t handle the shame. So His Lowness announces that Gaetz will be his pick for Attorney General, already knowing that there are at 5-10 GOP Senators who will refuse to confirm him. Gaetz doesn’t have a prayer. And I think Gaetz knows it too.

But it serves its purpose. Gaetz announces that he’s resigning from congress immediately to begin prepping for his confirmation hearing, which is insane. Gaetz could stay right where he is until he’s confirmed, and then vacate his seat, so why the rush?

Here’s why. Gaetz is out of the House today. Which means that Gaetz, MAGA Mike Johnson, and Il Douche can argue that there’s really no reason for the House Ethics Committee to even vote on their report and recommendations, much less make them public. Trump or  Gaetz can withdraw his name anytime, and Gaetz can slink back to Florida with his nasty little sex trafficking secret still officially intact.

But here’s something nobody is thinking about, especially at this early stage, but you know me, my mind is always at least three steps ahead. Gaetz has officially vacated his seat. Which means that most likely sometime in late January or early February, there will be a primary and then a special election to fill Gaetz’s empty seat. It also means that at the moment the GOP only has 217 seats in the House.

Think back to 2017. The Cheeto Prophet ransacked the House to fill his cabinet. And in the resulting 2017 special elections the Democrats overperformed by an average of +22 in each race. MAGAt’s may not come out in the middle of the winter for a special election, especially while still in a euphoria coma from Traitor Tot being back in power, but I guarantee you that the Democrats will. Watch this space.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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