It’s actually getting painful to watch these last rallies in the tanked political career of Donald Trump. The political world is reeling tonight with the revelation that the J. Ann Selzer poll shows Kamala Harris winning in Iowa. And Trump still keeps getting up on stage and doing his insult comic schtick, I guess in the belief that entertaining is going to win him votes. This is in Greensboro, North Carolina, a state that he must win to survive and have any shot at 270. And he was in Virginia earlier today, for reasons known only to himself. If this audience’s reaction is any indication, they are less than thrilled and captivated with the man.

So he’s given up on women voters or what? And this next one is also a doozy.

No, Donald, by all means, speak. Explain it to us. You’re leading in all seven swing states? We would love to hear about that. If you’re leading so profoundly, why not stay at home and play golf? Why bust it in Pennsylvania and North Carolina if you’ve got them both sewn up? And all the others? Asking for a friend.

We see that. Not one single empty seat. And nobody leaving. Ever. Righto. Is the packed rally in the room with us now, Donald?

The only problem is that he doesn’t sound like he believes it himself. That is quite a problem when you’re the candidate. Maybe he heard about the poll in Iowa. That is going to take the wind out of his sails when he does hear of it, that’s an absolute.

Trump has seven more rallies to go until his last one on Monday night. I’m not sure I’ll hold up.

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9 COMMENTS

  1. He’s not getting votes for him, he’s getting votes for us.

    How can anyone witness the appalling mess he’s become and still vote for him?

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  2. Is this the klan rally where he blows the mic? Not kidding-he was doing a rally in Milwaukee and did what can only be described as a sex act on the mic and stand. What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with this guy? More importantly, what in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the ones who think this should be back in the w.h.?

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  3. Keep talking Dumbo. You’re the best surrogate Kamala has. Can you come to Carrboro? After all, somehow you got my email and sent me free tickets for Greensboro. Sorry I missed it. Looks like I could have had a good seat.

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  4. Judge Merchan probably did democracy a favor by not sentencing Trump in the middle of September so he can go off on his Insanity Farewell Tour. He can do democracy a bigger favor on November 26 by putting him down at least for 10 days for each of his ten contempt of court, preferably in jail, but at least house arrest. There is NO appeal for contempt of court.

    I can’t remember when a judge and his daughter was threatened by the actions of a defendant and was given a free pass. Hopefully this won’t be the first.

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    • Fathers who can’t meet child support are led directly to jail for contempt carrying a 30 day sentence, even if they lost a job. He THREATENED the judge and his family. He should get jail time for each offense. Of course that would require the law live up to their lie and hypocrisy about equal justice. Sure.

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    • Nah. He could get physically harmed by that. However I’ve got a better idea and one that would evoke a memory from his childhood that’s still likely ranks with him personally as one of his top few humiliations. That time at the dinner table when he was being an obnoxious asshole and his brother dumped a bowl of mashed potatoes over his head and rubbed it in. His dad Fred not only wasn’t upset about the mess – he roared in laughter and everyone else joined in.

      So, imagine someone somehow managing to rig up a great big (I’m talking dump-truck size) of really squishy mashed potatoes above the podium where Donnie Boy is speaking. And then dumbs the whole batch on him, covering him in the stuff! THAT would be a howler, at least to me. Even a bunch of the MAGAs present would start laughing, because so many are too stupid to realize their object of worship CAN’T take a joke and would NEVER poke fun at himself. They’d assume he was trying to be funny and would laugh thinking he’s a regular guy who’d self-prank himself for fun. Just imagine Trumpty standing there remembering his childhood shame with laughter ringing in his ears!

  5. 😳😁 You’ll love this, Ursula…especially because Trump was crying out “where is Biden?” Biden has gotten into the brain of Donald Trump’s favorite neo-Nazi dinner date, Nick Fuentes!! Fuentes had a mental breakdown and screamed, “Liberals are right! This is a cult and we all need to get out of it!” Apparently, the sight of people wearing garbage bags and saying “we are garbage” to own the libs is a bridge too far for this crazy Holocaust-denier!! 🤪

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