I’m sure you’re all familiar with Drunk Donald Trump on the Jimmy Kimmel show. Well, that was then and this is now. Because what you’re about to see has not been digitally altered. It’s just the 2024 version of the hustler from Queens and yes, he does have the makeup slathered on. This is his new burnt sienna complexion. I am assuming that his *makeup artists* have to go to this brave new hue because Trump himself is red quite a lot. You would be, too, if you were morbidly obese and ate junk food exclusively. They can’t cover the red with a light tint, or he looks yellow, so they have to go for what almost looks like blackface. And he talks about Kamala Harris “turning Black.” This is from Michigan last night.

Oh, yes. I forgot the QAnon theory that Washington is a lot like Westworld these days. There are robots of (or actors pretending to be) Joe Biden and it’s all done on a movie set. While Trump really is in the White House — or not depending on which version of this conspiracy theory that you subscribe to. I personally love the Westworld version, myself. But the idea that Jim Carrey is pretending to be Joe Biden is amusing, too.

I’m glad he’s enjoying himself. And I hope the cult is, too. To any normal minded person in this country or anywhere, this is a farce. A tragi/farce to be precise, once you consider the high stakes involved.

Trump and Vance are both being sued for defamation right now by Haitians. I don’t know why the Republican candidates thought that they would get away with this damaging hate speech but the Haitians have let them both know that they’re not going to.

Well, shucks. If Trump is admitting that he was beat, then all of the stolen election nonsense is just that, right? And so he started the riot on January 6, 2021 just because he was in a bad mood and acting out? I wonder how many of Trump’s lawyers fainted when they heard this? Two? Three? All of them?

The man doesn’t sound right plus the words themselves are irrational. And this is the best that the GOP can come up with? We are at the nadir of this republic, right here and now. At least I pray that this is as low as we get. I don’t want to think about what lower than this looks like.

I guess that was his “manufacturing” speech. He was supposed to talk about manufacturing for about an hour and a half the other day in Indiana, Pennsylvania but it didn’t work out that way.

38 days to go until election day and he’s doing shout outs to TV personalities. Let me know how that works out for you, Donald.

They either fell asleep or they left or most likely both. He managed to do the most soporific speech ever in the history of political conventions when he ran on for ninety minutes at the Republican National Convention, wearing his ear kotex. But this one runs a close second.

 

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  2. Why don’t the cameras ever show the audiences leaving or playing on their phones or whatever? I find it rather odd that we cannot ever see audience reaction.

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    • That runs the risk of the “network” losing its viewing audience. If they see the “faithful” leaving Donald’s live presence, why should anyone who’s just watching stick around any longer?

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  3. What I’m noticing is the squinting. He can’t read the teleprompter. If you put this together with his psychotic behavior, memory lapses, confusion, leg-dragging, slurred speech and skin lesions, it points to a systemic infection like neurosyphilis, which is chronic and terminal, usually from organ failure.

    All of which should focus attention on Mr. Eyeliner. Vance in the Oval Office would be beyond catastrophic for the country.

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  4. He shouts out to Tudor Dixon? Must be ’cause he thinks she’s hot. Can’t be he likes her as a “politician.” After all, when she lost the Governor race to Gretchen Whitmer in 2022, by 10 points, she made a concession call. Trump does not like politicians who concede! Never Give Up!! 🤮

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  5. Everything Trump is a lie, based on being a fake. Trump being a true Republican is a lie. Trump is a contrived and fake Republican. Trump is a lying diminishing flake. In real-time reality he’s changing state – melting into a piddle puddle stained by his own foul orange shite.

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