Don’t call me, Ishmael, I’ll call you. I know now how Captain Ahab felt seeing the ambergris spew of the great white whale far out on the horizon. We are now going to see something almost as elusive and rare. Yes, Melania has chosen to come out of her lair and go on Fox News to talk about the political state of not only America and the world. It’s too early to start drinking where I am, but it must be five o’clock somewhere and you’ll want to alter your consciousness when you see this. And no, I don’t know how many hundreds of thousands of dollars they had to pay her to go on Fox News, but I’m betting it’s a bundle. Watch it without the sound the first time. She looks pissed off.
"He wants to make this country prosperous and safe for everybody. He wants to make the American Dream possible again."
— First Lady Melania Trump on why President Trump is running again, after all he's been through.
From Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom: pic.twitter.com/KNe4eHtOpe
— Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social (@TrumpDailyPosts) September 26, 2024
And here’s an even better one of her going blank, trying to remember the talking points.
First Lady Melania Trump on the election: "How I see it is, the records speak for themselves. The country is suffering. People are not able to buy usual necessities for their families. We have wars going on around the world. Soldiers are dying… The border is open and dangerous… pic.twitter.com/ys3eJy2nTN
— Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social (@TrumpDailyPosts) September 26, 2024
And she’s in a position to know exactly how strong the orange tinted Pillsbury Dough Boy is. The blank looks are classic. It floors me that she speaks this level of pidgin English after being in the country for almost 30 years. Many the immigrant I have known from many the land and none of them speak this poorly after 28 years. Or even eight years, forget the extra twenty. Plus, we are given to know that she is fluent in several more languages, besides. Maybe we could start giving awards for world’s biggest phony and we can call it “the Melania.”
Also, if I had to bet money here, Melanoma Melania is killing two birds with one stone. She’s getting money from Donald to appear on Fox News and carry the message and she’s pimping her book, which drops on October 1. I can’t wait for the reviews. They should be epic.
You may recall how Kristi Noem’s book talking about puppy slaughter, among other things, dropped and then reviewers got on Amazon and tanked it. It went to the clearance bin very quickly. I believe it was four days, maybe less, before Amazon blocked further reviews.
It’s widely speculated that Melania is attempting to get as much money as she can, while the gettin’s good, so that she can be financially independent from Donald. That’s probably the case but I don’t think she’ll divorce him. I seriously believe that the two of them are a perfect match and she’ll hang in and wait for him to croak.
I’ll bet that if she has a single friend in the world these days, she’ll tell that person, “Who gives a fuk about eentervioo but I have to do eet, right?” We really don’t care, Melania.
If we are to believe the body language people, her inability to remain looking forward, AT the interviewer and her continual shaking her head “NO”, should be good indications that she’s lying and does not believe what she is saying. But, she’s a dump and none of them know how to be truthful.
Or human.
I knew a man from Canada who was here many, many years. He spoke only French at home calling his family in French speaking Canada most every day. He was very close to them. His accent was so thick he was hard to understand despite being here most of his 75 years. So I guess if melanoma only spoke her native language with her parents, she would never lose the heave accent. Just a thought.
Similarly, I have known two German women who immigrated to the US after WWII who retained their very thick accents through marriage to American men and raising several children between them (the woman are not related). Neither of them ever spoke English without the accent. So I think what we should be focusing on with Malaria…er, Melania is the crazy-unnatural body language and absence of ANY affect or mood other than her Practiced Pout and Disinterested Drivel. For what ever reason , she does not want to be doing this interview but she is most likely being paid. So she “weel doo eet.” And IF she and DonOld were really made for each other, it’s because no normal person could live for fifteen minutes with either of them without committing murder or suicide or both!
Think about those two ladies you knew. Did either of them have comfortable lives financially? The kind that would allow them some of life’s perks like really nice homes and cars, expensive vacations and so on? Or more bluntly the kind of extra money it would take to work with a linguist to if not eliminate a heavy accent at least notably reduce it? I’ll be the answer is no. I’m often amazed by actors I see who speak with convincing accents on TV and in movies that is NOTHING like how they sound in real life. It just takes coaching from someone who knows how, the resources to pay for said coaching and the willingness to put in the work. Melania COULD have learned to speak much better, less accented and more grammatically correct English but simply hasn’t been willing to make the effort. She has no f**ks to give and never has.
THAT my friend is why I’ll pile on with others to take her to task over what SHE might think it cute and/or exotic but instead is irritating as hell. I don’t need some Russian ‘honey trap’ telling me about my country or who should be running it. I’d say to her take your accent and everything else back to some authoritarian state like you grew up in. Except I doubt they’d be willing to take her back!
I have to differ with the opinion that foreign born residents lose their accents after a specific amount of time. My grandmother immigrated from Spain when she was 13. She learned English quickly but never lost her accent. She died at 90 and the accent was as thick as when she arrived here. Maybe she didn’t want to lose it. I don’t know and never asked but she died with her Castilian lisp as strong as it ever was.
I don’t think Ursula said her accent. She said “pidgin English”. That isn’t an accent-it is a very imperfect way of speaking English: it is a language that typically developed out of sporadic and limited contacts between two different groups with different native languages. Thing is, the woman has been living here for, what, almost 30 years? Accents I understand and they often stay with a person all their life (the exception being children from other countries-kids are natural mimics tho’). This speaking like an old t.v. western native American type of speaking (the kind that did NOT age well)-that I don’t get. IF she knows all these different languages, and I’ve yet to see/hear any proof of this, she should be talented enough to speak something other than the, as Ursula put it, pidgin English she uses.
It is quite curious why she would do this as it indicates a lack of an ability to learn.
The Romanovs of Russia were taken care of in 1918.
Let the Trumps be similarly entertained.
The Trump traitor family to be rounded up to Gitmo and given the Romanov treatment.Problem solved Joe.
Complete immunity for doing your official job. Grow balls or go away.
Let’s keep hounding Jr and his traitorous gf. Oh he has a new one.
Pound it hard.
She’s a red sparrow.