Imagine a screaming two year old with colic, redfaced and raging at the world. Then imagine that same basic affect in a 78-year-old mentally unstable man painted orange and you have Donald Trump reacting to the New York Times having the hubris to fact check him. He went batshit on Truth Social before he got on stage at Bozeman, MT. Maybe that’s why he is late getting on stage. One hour late, as I write this. I guess Trump is gluing his four strands of hair in place so I might as well write about this.
“Two Failing New York Times ‘reporters’ questioned my story about a forced landing of a helicopter, in a field, with former Mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown, and others,” the MAGA leader wrote.
“First of all, it was in New Jersey, not California, and it was Willie Brown, not former Governor Jerry Brown,” he said. “So far they are about as accurate as they are with their other stories about me.”
“At least when I became President, the NYT apologized to their readers for their REALLY BAD REPORTING ON THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE,” he wrote. “They’ll probably have to do that again, much as Maggot Hagermann should apologize for her Fake & Fraudulent writing on the Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX, along with many other of her poorly written and badly researched stories. In an article dated April 15, 2011, ‘His Willieness dishes about his good buddy Donald Trump. I remember one time Trump sent his private jet to Boston to pick me up. He’s just angling for another ride in Trump’s jet (helicopter!). But now Willie doesn’t remember? No, he remembers!”
I guess Willie Brown is part of a vast, cosmic plot against poor Donald Trump. His problem is that, as Raw Story reports, “There is no publicly available evidence Trump was ever in a helicopter with Brown, who denies this ever happened, let alone that the helicopter nearly crashed.” So the situation should be simple, right? All Trump needs to do is 1. Pinpoint the year this happened; 2. Find some old calendar or other documentation that would prove that Trump got on the helicopter; 3. Contact Willie Brown and see if he can research where he was.
Except you and I both know that can’t happen and we know why. Willie Brown says, “If that had happened to me, you would have heard about it.” It never happened, outside of Trump’s fever swamp imagination.
Well, back to monitoring Bozeman. He’s one hour, fifteen minutes late. At least people are inside, not baking in the heat. Trump has to appear at some point. Or, maybe he’ll just stiff the crowd.
What could be the delay? Maybe he can’t get his mood quite in the right place. It’s either his mood or his makeup, I think you can safely say that.
The truth is a defense against defamation.
Where is your evidence?
We’ll wait, Donny,
you get right after it there von shitzinpants because the only thing you lack is yet ANOTHER lost lawsuit trial. What a moron.
He’s late because he’s waiting for his pick me up to kick in. Last week he had blacks speaking and seated behind him. I’m willing to bet there won’t be a black person in sight in Montana. He doesn’t need the illusion this week.
His collar is two.sizes too.small. And couple that with his pouty potty mouth makes him.look.like a turtle with dyspepsia. Not a great look, Donnie Boy.
We really need parody lyrics to Danny Boy.