The magical ear of Donald Trump has become quite the source of speculation lately, particularly since this is the first time that an assassination attempt has taken place in our history and no medical records have been released. You may recall the immediate release of a medical report post Reagan shooting. If you caught Trump’s RNC speech last night, he ventured to say, “There was so much blood,” and “most people thought I was dead.” Merde du bull, is all I can say to that. What blood? He didn’t even have blood on his white shirt. He had a slightly bloodied ear and two smears of blood on his face, probably made by his own hand. But Eric, being a Trump, had to go for High Drama.
Speaking to Forbes at the Republican National Convention Monday, Trump’s son said, “Well, it’s been a pretty somber mood, right? I mean, my father got shot at. Somebody took off half of his ear.”
Really? Where did the ear go? Anybody see Trump’s ear? Maybe it’s like one of those Salvador Dali paintings, it grew legs and ran away. Not that I blame it. I’m sure any piece of Trump’s body would be delighted to have a chance to get away from that body and the *mind* that goes with it.
Even Rep. Ronny Jackson (R-TX), who served as Trump’s White House doctor, told The New York Times that “the bullet took a little bit off the top of his ear in an area that, just by nature, bleeds like crazy.”
Thus far no medical reports have been released about Trump’s injury.
Now, in a Wednesday interview with “CBS Mornings,” Eric Trump downplayed the wound.
In the new interview, he said it wasn’t bad enough to warrant stitches, but there was a “nice flesh wound.”
“The greatest earache he’s ever had,” Eric recalled his father saying.
Eric is so abysmally stupid. Ear aches are caused by inner turmoil such as infection in the ear canal, not by outside trauma.
“You know, he was millimeters away from having his life expunged … I’m sure the ear doesn’t feel well,” he continued.
I think he meant to say “extinguished.” He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, put it that way.
I think we should interview the ear. I mean, this ear has seen — well okay, heard — a lot. Maybe the ear knows what’s happened to it. And the days keep going by, you may have noticed, and there is no medical report.
This is why conspiracy theories hatch. This is an abnormal situation. If the situation was reversed and it had been Biden’s ear that was struck, there would be a report in all the media that, “a projectile, estimated to be such and such caliber whatever, pierced the ear of the president, causing so and so injuries, which were treated with bla bla. Full recovery expected within (blank.)” We have seen nothing of the sort.
And there’s something wrong with that. Snopes did fact check the flying glass theory and called it false. Fine. So was it some other kind of shrapnel or was it an actual bullet that grazed Trump’s ear? We need to know.
Eric is caught up in stupidity … Since pops is so freaking stupid, lies about EVERYTHING, is the PERFECT GAS BAG, there is everything crossed off as a sympathy flag, added by pops … There is video of him leaving his plane, a small white dressing about the size of a normal person’s thumb on his ear … looking closely at the video of him making his unwarranted HUGE entry at the RNC, it is obviously a piece of typewriter paper folded and carefully cut into a little envelope to slip over the little bandied place on his ear … Because he moves his head in a tipped way, probably one of his tricks to make it sound like he knows something, it is easy to see the gap between his ear and the thin white paper …
We would expect nothing less than the somber, “I’m not supposed to be here tonight”, comment …
Trump lies and fakes everything, his sons do not have any anchor in reality, Trump has not EVER had grounding in reality, like NOW, the courts have given him incredible deals designed to postpone the reality of incarceration for enormous breach of our security, promoting an attack on our Capitol building as a way to get what he wanted for HIMSELF, NOT an official order function of his office, there by, according to the SCOTUS, makes HIM an official traitor, AND absolutely NOT allowed to be re-elected, as written in the Constitution …
Somehow, it seems as though the Republicans and MAGAS have NOT read the Constitution, I’m sure it is just a little over-looked detail, maybe Ted Cruz should be asked if he believes Trump’s insurrection should be over-looked, as Ted is a well-known champion of the Constitution, and SHOULD NOT support Trump as a viable candidate for president, have him interpret the writing as it appears in the Constitution … Remind him of the ruling of the language of the SCOTUS … Trump is NOT immune from personal gain orders or actions …
Eric…I just have one question…who dresses you in the am? Clearly that task is beyond the wattage of your bulb sitting on your shoulders.