I get it, Matt, in a convention chock full of babbling Saturday morning cartoon villains, it is hard for a guy to stand out and really seize the spotlight. Still, the solution to this dilemma may not be going to a face doctor and ordering up the Ceasar Romero Joker Special. If it was me and I had access to your daddy’s money, I think I’d opt for the Johnny Depp option and grow out my hair a tad to cover up a few of those acres of forehead. I mean no matter how frustrating it must be to walk around every day sporting the world’s most punchable face, the solution is hardly to hie yourself off to The Joan Rivers Memorial Clinic to allow a cut and tug guy drag every discernible flaw in your face into your eye lids and then cut them out with a pair of garden shears.
At least me and Twitter think so…
When you get your Botox at a drive-thru clinic.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) July 18, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
I can see it. pic.twitter.com/pcX4uhQojn
— Amy Lyle – unlucky but tenacious (@amylyle) July 18, 2024
Yup
I wasn’t expecting Matt Gaetz to show up at the #RNC looking like The Surgeon General of Beverly Hills from Escape From LA pic.twitter.com/DMpMnomjnX
— MOVIEDEATHS (@MOVIEDEATHBLOWS) July 18, 2024
Bingo!
Gaetz: give me the Bogdanoff twins look pic.twitter.com/7DEwVPCwj5
— Mason (@tweetfacts2me) July 18, 2024
Or don’t.
I…..knew he looked familiar. pic.twitter.com/NEcrwvIfep
— Sarah Bee🐝 (@BirrelleBee) July 18, 2024
😂😂😂
That’s brutal and I love you for it
— turtlerancher66 NAFO (@turtlerancher66) July 18, 2024
Same💙💙💙
Oh my GOD!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️
— Caité ( Catherine) Ph.D 🕊️ (@Catheri83629748) July 18, 2024
😂😂😂
You know he’s already got several sequined jumpsuits.
— Mike Stanger 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇮🇱🌻🇺🇦✝️🎶📚 (@MichaelStanger1) July 18, 2024
Yup
I liked his original face better. pic.twitter.com/FGHtIxAU14
— Chris Coble (@ChrisCoble) July 18, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Vegas acts are worth paying for.
— ♋️🇱🇷⚖️ Mike Rana 📱😂✈️ (@IAmMikeRana) July 18, 2024
True
He looks like they took a Ken doll and made it look evil.😳
— Katy (@KatyJayne101) July 18, 2024
Yup
What’s going on with his forehead? Botox and eyebrow pencil? I guess he’s getting too old for his preferred demographic. 🤣
— Alex H (@alex_house) July 18, 2024
Ouch
Who did this? pic.twitter.com/SDovCBDnEO
— 𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢𝙳𝟹 (@billyd3_) July 18, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Beavis and Botox 👀 pic.twitter.com/cmjLUNX42f
— murphyb849 🌊🌊🌊 (@murphyb849) July 18, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
There cannot possibly be any Botox left in the entire state of Florida.
— Chargé d’Affaires (@BrandiAtkinson) July 18, 2024
Yup
Matt Gaetz on the next episode of “Botched” 😳😬 pic.twitter.com/sAEnAbil4h
— PCali68 💙🌊🟧 (@SCRCali68) July 18, 2024
👍
How it started pic.twitter.com/sIwDhcVO73
— Heather Beaven (@ElectBeaven) July 18, 2024
😂 Now it makes sense.
Botox, bronzer, and eyeliner are the hot new trends for the rugged manly alpha men of the Republican Party.
— Deep State 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@gasandoilparty) July 18, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, Greta, now to JD Vance.
And Matt – get your money back.
The resemblance to the old, t.v. joker is uncanny.
People are saying that the RNC is Grindr central, all those rugged republican alpha males finding each other. So you can’t blame little Matt for wanting to look younger.
But, of course, like all those women at Mar al Largo the ‘plastic ‘ surgery just ends up looking like plastic.
Don’t insult the late Roy. He was a perfectly lovely gay gentleman adored by his,animals. Bratty Matty lacks the talent of any sort to be a Lou he act in the side jest casino in Vegas. He’d be the guy at valet parking who’d take your Jag for a,spin, get caught in a fender be der,a d then claim that was the condition it was in when he parked it.