I get it, Matt, in a convention chock full of babbling Saturday morning cartoon villains, it is hard for a guy to stand out and really seize the spotlight. Still, the solution to this dilemma may not be going to a face doctor and ordering up the Ceasar Romero Joker Special. If it was me and I had access to your daddy’s money, I think I’d opt for the Johnny Depp option and grow out my hair a tad to cover up a few of those acres of forehead. I mean no matter how frustrating it must be to walk around every day sporting the world’s most punchable face, the solution is hardly to hie yourself off to The Joan Rivers Memorial Clinic to allow a cut and tug guy drag every discernible flaw in your face into your eye lids and then cut them out with a pair of garden shears.

At least me and Twitter think so…


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😂 Now it makes sense.


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Yeah, Greta, now to JD Vance.

And Matt – get your money back.

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3 COMMENTS

  1. People are saying that the RNC is Grindr central, all those rugged republican alpha males finding each other. So you can’t blame little Matt for wanting to look younger.

    But, of course, like all those women at Mar al Largo the ‘plastic ‘ surgery just ends up looking like plastic.

  2. Don’t insult the late Roy. He was a perfectly lovely gay gentleman adored by his,animals. Bratty Matty lacks the talent of any sort to be a Lou he act in the side jest casino in Vegas. He’d be the guy at valet parking who’d take your Jag for a,spin, get caught in a fender be der,a d then claim that was the condition it was in when he parked it.

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