The many looks of the convicted felon range from 1. Nicaraguan prostitute to 2. cabbage patch kid, and now to 3. James Bond. I will say that the bronzer matches. Donald Trump has evidently decided to ape the appearance of the World’s Most Interesting Man and carry the deep sun tan that only the unemployed and the idle rich possess. In his case it could be a real suntan, but he doesn’t want to actually bother with that. He’d prefer to just slather on some makeup.
This is more realistic. pic.twitter.com/LUh9Hxz8AA
— GenXJeff (@JeffreyTYost1) June 19, 2024
Interesting to see the fantasy next to the reality, isn’t it? Trump looks far more like an obese penguin than James Bond.
More accurate pic.twitter.com/3E0FFqGTlo
— Zoëbeth-OGⓂ️Ⓜ️💜🍒🦋 (@Meidas_ZobethC) June 19, 2024
What a fool believes, he sees. Trump sees this in the mirror and he sees yuge crowds when he gets off his plane. This is as close as Trump will ever get to being James Bond, right here.
Goldfinger is more like it.
Bam! Sir Swollen Foot gets ram-set by his own hand held butt.
There was a,Batman villain named the Penguin. He was a,successful businessman who became mayor of Gotham. He turned out to be a crime lord. Remind you of anyone? And where’s Batman when you need him.