This is too too funny. Donald Trump was talking about building a second golf course in Scotland, named after his mother Mary McLeod. Problem is, if he finishes it, he won’t be able to visit it, with the current laws in place that many countries have prohibiting convicted felons from crossing their borders. As of right now, Trump can’t go to Canada or Mexico, nor the UK or Ireland and he’s got properties in the UK and Ireland. I guess it’s time to get the American consul on the phone. “Hi, we need to get a business owner who got convicted of 34 felonies passage into the country. Think you can swing that?”
Also the Chinese and the Ukrainians don’t want him — but Russia’s not on the list, so he can go visit Vlad. I think that’s a splendid idea. A nice prolonged visit to Vlad, better yet, stay forever. Here’s a list of countries where Trumpty can’t go right now.
- Argentina
- Australia
- Brazil
- Cambodia
- Canada
- Chile
- China
- Cuba
- Dominican Republic
- Egypt
- Ethiopia
- Hong Kong
- India
- Indonesia
- Iran
- Ireland
- Israel
- Japan
- Kenya
- Malaysia
- Macau
- Mexico
- Morocco
- Nepal
- New Zealand
- Peru
- Philippines
- Singapore
- South Africa
- South Korea
- Taiwan
- Tanzania
- Tunisia
- Turkey
- Ukraine
- United Arab Emirates
- United Kingdom
Wow, the Arabs don’t want you either. And after all you’ve done for them. Bummer. But hey, Donald, North Korea is not on the list. This is working out just fine so far. You can visit Vlad and Jong-Un. They’re your buddies, right? Dying to have you for dinner anytime? Oh wait– that was Hannibal Lector. My mistake.
The Israelis don’t want you. Neither do the Cubans. Maybe Marco can fix that. Wow, the Japanese are playing it like the Chinese. What’s up with that? You were always good to what’s his name, Shinzo Abe, alright you screwed up the pronunciation of his name, because it looks like Lincoln, people are too picky, okay? Well, you’ll just have to get him on the phone personally to straighten out this mess. I mean, he owes you, right? They all owe you.
And somebody better put in another perfect call to Zelensky, he owes you definitely. Don’t ask Rudy, he’s on the verge of being disbarred. And who’s that Australian billionaire, the one with the big mouth, Anthony Pratt, who started talking about the classified documents and the atomic submarine and all kinds of things that never should have left Mar-a-Lago. What’s said in Mar-a-Lago stays in Mar-a-Lago, that’s what you and Elvis agreed on back in the day, right?
Nobody is a stand up guy anymore, Donald. Only you. You’re the last of the stand up guys. But you look pretty bad now. The fact that you had to sit in an icebox and listen to a porn star tell a jury how bad you are in bed has worn you out, that’s plain to see. By the way, where’s Melania? *CRASH* Never mind.
Convicted felon, rapist, and fraudster, twice impeached, traitor, multiple bankrupt, two time loser of the popular vote, Mr Donald Trump.
And republican presidential candidate.
Oh and they don’t have any popular policies, they want a ‘personality contest’.
They’re not just deplorables, they’re stupid.
he also has to give up his New York concealed carry permit.
“Wow, the Arabs don’t want you either. And after all you’ve done for them.”
I’m willing to accept this isn’t a comprehensive list of all countries, there are plenty of Arab countries that aren’t on the list. Most notable would have to be Saudi Arabia. Also missing are Qatar, Bahrain, Oman, Yemen, Iraq, Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Algeria and Tunisia. Expanding the list to include Arab League member states (that aren’t necessarily “Arab” in the usual sense) we get Comoros, Djibouti, Somalia, Sudan and Mauritania (the latter pair are commonly considered “Arab” in the usual sense but they also tend to be as “African” as “Arab”).
Look for him to “attend” a LIV golf tournament in Saudi Arabia after he loses in November and not be able to “find his way home” after.
Hey humpty dumpty…you can still go to KFC and McDonald’s so not all is lost. Oh…and strip clubs are still open to you.
So if, God forbid, he wins the election (please God, no!!!), does this mean he cannot go to the above-listed countries as resident? I cannot imagine us letting him ever win another election but stranger things have happened. So he basically cannot travel outside the US, with very few exceptions? Hahahahahahah!
Maybe Saudi or the Qatar is will take him.Or one of the ‘stans.
I’m thinking he should have left the country when he had the chance!
I’m thinking that someone needs to generate a very REAL LOOKING official document that states, “have you seen this person?” (A poster-like staple-up notice)
He is an unwanted convicted FELON, he cannot be trusted with ANY SECRET information. he NEVER seems to pay his bills or maintain his former properties …
He has shown a special talent, telling 10’s of thousands of lies, don’t tell him anything that could hurt your country, he IS totally off the rails, with NO WHERE TO GO, literally …
As much waving of his hands, makes it harder to notice, they naturally move to a palm-up position to put ANY money you give him directly into his OWN POCKET …
Beware, his act shows him as a former billion-aire while there is evidence he never really was, just losing other peoples cash in bad decisions and fake investments …
All-in-all, quite the turd he always was, the world’s biggest loser, bar none … Also, during the Pandemic, because of him, being worried about his, “numbers”, he chose to sit his huge butt on his hands, while eventually, about a million USA citizens died from the disease, he even, with no evidence of common sense of his own, suggested we might inject bleach into victims of the disease, simply because bleach is a known killer of the virus …
Watch your step around him, he has been dropping smelly stuff with great regularity lately …
Good luck, you will need it with Donald J. Trump in your neighborhood …
To be fair, a lot of the countries on that list are what he calls “shit-hole” countries so there’s that. lmao