This shouldn’t take too long, but I must admit that I’m so gobsmacked that I don’t know quite how to pull it all together, but here we go.
Teri and I had just gotten home at about 4 pm this afternoon after a pleasant sojourn at our locals joint, and profitable as well, when we turned on MSNBC. When The Reid Out popped up on the screen, the normal world that I inhabit, which Rachel Maddow likes to refer to as Earth One swirled away from me down a dark hole.
Joy Ann Reid was relating the story that almost the entire legislative MAGA population was falling into line over a fevered Trump conspiracy that the Biden DOJ had tried to assassinate him during the FBI raid on Mar-A-Lago!
What The F*ck! The last time I checked, it was Traitor Tot who had his legal carp argue before the Supreme Court that a President, presumably El Pendejo Presidente could literally have Seal Team Six assassinate a political rival as long as the President wasn’t impeached and convicted in the Senate. And now, with a decision looming from the Supreme Court on his -plea for absolute immunity, His Lowness is trying to show that Biden actually tried to have him rubbed out!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! My brain is burning! It’s like I went to my locals joint for a couple of hours, and came home to find myself magically teleported to the insane asylum in the Nightmare On Elm street movie, with Freddie Krueger wandering around evilly.
In a desperate attempt to anchor myself back to traditional reality, at least for the moment, I reminded myself of onhe simple fact, which everybody should already know. Trump was advised in advance, and wasn’t even at Mar-A-Lago when the search warrants were served. One of his legal koi, and I believe she’s fighting as we speak to retain her law license, accepted the search warrant and supervised the search.
Worse yet, even His Lowness himself admitted on his Bullsh*t Social platform that he wasn’t even in Florida, but watched the raid on a closed circuit security feed from Mar-A-Lago from his home in New York! A fact that the FBI already knew, and took into account in order to minimize embarrassment for Trump.
Years ago, one of my wife’s favorite video slots was Invaders From The Planet Moolah. It featured cows in spaceships wanting to wreak havoc on earth. And as I watched the new coverage today, it transported me to that video slot game. FUX News and the far right media, along with the MAGAt’s in the US House, were a bunch of bovine aliens trying to wreak destruction on planet Earth.
Folks, this is insane! And it’s going to kill the GOP in November, especially in the House if they keep this bullsh*t up. While the bovine aliens of their base may only get their news from FUX and NewsMax, sane constituents get their news from reality based media. And Democratic challengers will happily whack their MAGA opponents with news avvounts from the time showing that not only was Il Douche not in Florida, but that the FBI knew it, and scheduled to raid accordingly. How do you pop a cap in a guy’s ass when he’s a thousand miles away from the raid site?
I’m sorry, I can’t take this sh*t anymore. I found years ago that as I aged, I suffered fools less gladly. But bovine aliens are something completely different. Beam me up Scotty, there’s no intelligent life down here.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Murph, I am surprised you were so surprised! tRump said in 2015 he LOVED “the poorly educated” TO THEIR FACES at one of his hate fests, following the release of some stupid poll showing he was leading with a bunch of categories including “the poorly educated.” “I LOVE the poorly educated,” tRump said, TO THEIR FACES!” They were not smart enough to catch it then, and he’s been bilking them out of their meager funds ever since. He is a despicable man who lies with impunity and has no morals. He doesn’t surprise ME, and he hasn’t since he said he loved “the poorly educated.” But you get a pass from me, because you’ve had tRump rattling around in your head WAY more than I have for the last nine years, and I thank you for that!
If the Sub-Prime Court doesn’t rule in favor of Il Douche for his “absolute immunity”, he’ll probably go back to ask for Scumbag Entitlement.
That slot is still around and quite popular in my neck of the woods. Personally, I hate it. Too loud and awful graphics.
Cuckoo for coco puffs
Having ingested a wide range of hallucinogens in the 70s, I thought I was prepared for the wide variety of delusions people carry around. I was wrong. Like you Murf, I find it difficult to accept just how corrupt, stupid, and selfish our culture has become. Time to find a dealer.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Hunter S Thompson
How stupid is too stupid? Murf, that well apparently has no bottom and every day some magat or their turd emperor provides us with proof.
will definitely get worse, have a nitecap on us all. You do good work!