I don’t need you! I don’t need anybody or anything! Except this chair…And this thermos…And this lamp…That’s all I need Steve Martin The Jerk
Sweet Jesus, I can’t take this sh*t anymore. God knows I like a good joke as much as anybody, hell, I’ve spent half my life creating and telling them to make people laugh, but this sh*t just ain’t funny anymore.
Look, I don’t even know the name of the GOP idiot Senator who wanted to stand up yesterday in a Senate committee room and go all Bloodsport with the head of the Teamsters union, nor do I care. All I know is that I’ve been following politics for 50 years now, and I’ve never heard a committee chair bang his gavel and bellow out, You’re a United States Senator! Sit down and start acting like one! The best part was the Teamsters boss muttering You’re a disgrace into the microphone in the ensuing silence.
It would be as funny as hell if that moron was the only one. But he’s not. The entire MAGA GOP, mostly in the House have gone on a drunken frat kegger on national television to show how shallow, stupid, and venal they are. And the worst part is that there is no shame, they’re actually proud of their infantile antics;
- The same MMA (Macho Moron *sshole) idiot went on a far right podcast today to proudly proclaim, No Regrets! He bragged that he doesn’t mind fighting, hell, he likes fighting, he’s ready anytime, anywhere. How does a 3rd rate thug from the Baltimore waterfront get to be a US Senator? And are his constituents actually proud to have a Proud Boys wannabe as their Senator?
- Machine Gun Marjie is so pathetic that she can’t even identify cabinet heads when they have a friggin’ name plate in front of them! With FBI Director Chris Wray on the hot seat today, Marjie went full bore dipsh*t, holding up her signature poster boards and ranting about Twitter. causing Wray to quietly say, I don’t spend much time on Twitter personally. Which was the opening MTG was waiting for, since she screeched out, Well you damn well should, since you DHS guys have restricted what millions of people can see, including me!, leading Wray to lean forward and mutter I don’t work for DHS. I’m FBI
- Freedom Caucus mongoloid Chip Roy couldn’t control his sh*t either. Furious at the passage of the clean CR’s to stop the government from shutting down, Roy angrily stomped to the well of the House and bellow out, This is pathetic! We haven’t accomplished a single conservative thing all year! This is my time, but I defy anybody to come down here and show me one thing we have accomplished! This from an *sshole who helped to force 17 rounds of voting to elect McCarthy Speaker, and then voted to oust him and force a three week circle jerk to replace him
- And now MMA mania has apparently hit the House floor as well. In the last two days, there is a brewing controversy involving former House Squeaker Cave-In McCarthy and one of the ass clowns who voted to oust him. The ass clown claims that McCarthy threw an elbow in his face as they passed each other in the hallway. McCarthy says that the hallway was crowded, and he accidentally elbowed him in the ribs. The ass clown wants to settle this on the steps of the Capitol
Can I make a simple point here, please? These are your tax dollars at work! We barely avoided another government shutdown for a measly 45 days, and these pendejo jerk offs are scrumming around like a therapy class that ran out of Xanax. And the worst part is that this is normal behavior for them!
Look, there’s a way that the Democrats can benefit from this, and they need to jump on it with both feet. Since 2017 the Democrats have shown a newfound party discipline that is frightening, and one which the Klown Kar circus GOP can’t rival. The Democrats need to stay unified, and keep looking like the adults in the room every time these KinderCare rejects pitch their tantrums.
But here’s the kill shot. Back in the bad old days, the GOP’s media messaging machine was something that caused night terrors for Democratic candidates nationwide. Steve Schmidt, Mike Murphy, Jennifer Horn and Rick Wilson were the Freddie Krueger’s of political advertising. When Democratic candidates had nightmares, it was GOP attack ads they saw in their sleep.
And now the Democrats need to turn that last competitive page. We need our advertising to get medieval on the GOP’s ass. The ads freakin’ write themselves. Show 15 to 20 seconds of blatant stupidity, rebut it, and then intone, Is this really want representing you in congress? They think their voters are stupid!
These sh*theels keep this nonsense up because their base constituents think it’s cute. They’re rebels without a clue. If you start running ads ridiculing their infantile antics, some of their base supporters might start wondering just what everybody else in the neighborhood thinks of their sh*t. And just maybe some yard signs start coming down.
There isn’t any sane reason not to do this. The Democrats have no problems getting candidates to run in these districts, and DNC Chair Jamie Harrison is committed to the 50 state strategy. Let’s throw a little coin in these districts, humiliate these mental midgets for what they are, use their own words and actions against them, and see what sticks. What’s the worst that could happen?
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
The 40,000 nazis at the Nuremberg rallies didn’t seem to question their murderous intent. They were goose stepping and saluting in unison. Anyone expecting these fascists morons to gain self awareness is going to find there’s no water there no matter how deep you dig. I firmly believe we either use the privilege, paid for by blood, and VOTE, or we will eventually have to stop them with a bullet. Oh, I know, we Americans have turned our focus from protecting democracy and freedom, to shallow materialistic concerns…more stuff. The Democrats need to get medieval and start realizing rational arguments fall on deaf ears here in America. One thing the Republicans have got right is FEAR motivates voters, even if it’s based on lies. The Democrats need to use truth to SLAM down these asshats AT EVERY TURN, especially in the media. Getting alarmed is the appropriate response to murderous fascism that almost destroyed the world in 1941-1945. Woke? I’m yet to be convinced we are awake to the real danger of Trump running a military coup on the rest of us. Welcome to the Palestinian reality of apartheid. Good times in ‘America’.
The upcoming 2024 election is the dems’ to win, or lose. If they do their usual electioneering, they will lose the house, senate and w.h. This one is, as you say Murf, an election where the ads have been writing themselves with the copious amounts of material the ‘pubes have been giving away for free. Right now, not next year but now, dems should be saturating all media with messages of just how stupid and evil the ‘pubes are. Every single con, xtian, ‘pube should have their feet held to the fire for not only supporting a nationwide ban on abortion but also for the FACT they’re going after birth control next. The airwaves should be blasting prominent ‘pubes stating for all to hear how democracy doesn’t work and needs to go away. And that stuff is just the TIP of the iceberg.
“If you start running ads ridiculing their infantile antics, some of their base supporters might start wondering just what everybody else in the neighborhood thinks of their sh*t. And just maybe some yard signs start coming down.”
The ridicule part is critical. During Gropenfueher’s reign, we learned that the thing that got under his skin was when somebody laughed at him. We all remember the White House Correspondents Dinner, right?
Ridicule their stupidity in their own words and videos. Laugh at them. Mock them. President Biden has already started this with the clip of MTG “complaining” about Democrats, listing, uhm, all the good things, where the President dryly posted: “I approve this message.” Loved it.
Don’t even have to make anything up, unlike Marge in her new book about who was left on the congressional floor when the insurrectionists got into the Capitol. I recall Liz Cheney telling gymbag Jordan: “You started this thing.”
Don’t refute their lying, just replay their antics.