Here it is folks, the ultimate in owning the libs. I looked at this and thought, “How do they see James Bond in this fat, sloppy bum?” And the answer is, they don’t. But they do know it will drive the libs mad if/when they cobble together these blasphemous images — sometimes literally blasphemous, like the ones of Trump as Christ.

Donald Trump had a soiree at Bedminster recently, in order to raise money for the “victims” of January 6, victims of their own stupidity, to be precise. This gem was featured there along with many others, to be auctioned off to pay for legal defense fees.

And legal defense is all the rage in Trump world these days. You would expect it to be, when so many of his allies were indicted in Georgia along with him. And so here is what Donald is willing to do for Rudy. He’s willing to serve din din and if enough Republicans with money show up, maybe he’ll give some to Rudy. Or, maybe not.

$100,000 PER GUEST, mes amies. That’s $200,000 per couple, and this is the best reason I’ve found for somebody to go to an event alone in many a year. So what do you suppose will happen, Jared will stroll in and leave Ivanka home? Or the reverse? Would Mitt Romney show up with Ann? Fat chance of that. I can’t wait to see who shows to this shebang.

And I’m curious what Trump is serving for that price. At his recent soiree, the one where the 007 picture was sold, he served sirloin and crab cake and a Trump chocolate cookie for dessert. I kid you not. And I’ll tell you something, I knew caterers in L.A. who served what I speculate is much much better fare than this was.

I can’t find how much this bash cost but I can tell you that the fundraiser after his first arraignment was $1,000 a head and brought in $2.4 million. I read that in Charlie Pierce’s column.

I don’t think anybody is going to show up at Giuliani’s fundraiser and I think that’s by design. $100,000 is an incredible amount of money. Nobody is going to fork that over for Rudy. Maybe I’m wrong. We’re certainly see in a few weeks, won’t we?

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    • Well, I could be tempted if they paid me $100,000 in advance and paid for my plane ticket there and overnight lodging costs, I might go. Of course, I probably wouldn’t stay long–just till the mashed potatoes and sautéed spinach came because, as soon as I had those on the plate, one would be hurled at Trump and the other would be hurled at Giuliani.
      It’d probably be a case of whether I could get out of there on my own or if security caught me first but I would deeply regret not staying till the dessert got there. (Still, considering the cost of attending the event, that would have to be some mighty fine cookie–even with the sauces.)

  1. That asinine pic of former guy is using material that is likely copy-righted material. I don’t know if the Broccoli family owns the rights or a movie studio but were it me, I’d make them take it down immediately. Take the stupie-f*ck to court even if just to run it out-both the Broccoli family and the movie studio have considerably more money than the dumb-ass. Do to him what he has done to so many others who couldn’t afford his stupid-ass games.

  2. Wonder if the “Prime Sirloin” is some of the Trump Steaks that got buried in a warehouse and forgotten all these years after THAT bankruptcy.

    And I would definitely stay away from anything that would be called Trump Chocolate.

  3. ‘garlic crouton’? Just ONE crouton?????

    (and no doubt – just one scoop of ice cream)

    I’m willing to lay odds that Trump will charge Rude Julie-Ann a percentage of the take ‘for expenses’

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