Future Darwin Award Recipients Don Jr. & Eric On Dad’s Indictment

Well, Tuesday’s arraignment came and went pretty much as planned except Trump aide and co-defendant Walt Nauta couldn’t complete his own part of the arraignment and enter a plea due to lack of local counsel. (I wrote about it here)  Also totally predictable was in the prior days, after court, that night back at his Bedminster club in Jersey and since Trump has been ranting and making up lies and spouting outrageous bull excrement.  Ho hum.

Frankly, it was no surprise to see a red-eyed from his latest cocaine binge Don Jr. doing his own schtick.  Talk of us now being a Banana Republic now (note to Junior – that’s what YOUR daddy tried to make us and wants another crack at doing!) and whatnot.  Normal, definitely non-genius non-wisdom from a NOT “very fine brain”, one eve less “very fine” that his daddy’s.  But hey, for a guy who when he was born and mom proposed the first born Trump son be named Donald Trump Junior his dad resisted saying “But what if he turns out to be a loser?”  If Junior had any chance at all of being okay Trump was effective into turning his firstborn child into the very thing he feared – a loser.

But Junior holds out hope that one day he can earn daddy’s love, so “bless his heart” (when southern women say it sweetly to someone it  usually means “just how f**king stupid are you?”) he keeps trying.

As sad and pathetic as Don Jr. is, he’s not Trump’s only evil spawn from his marriage to Trophy Wife #1 (aka the late Ivana Trump)  Let’s put it this way, for Trump if Don Jr. is a failure beyond his worst fears, Eric is even worse.  Even dumber and more of a loser.  Eric’s one (possibly) redeeming attribute in Trump’s eyes is that he mostly stays out of the news.  But we do sometimes hear from him, even more sadly and more pathetically trying to earn if not a little love then at least an “attaboy” from daddy.  So in a fit of “Let me show I’m a take-charge guy to be taken seriously” Eric spoke out.  And once again proved the adage that no matter how bad things are they can always get worse.

Or in this case “As stupid and pathetic as Don Jr. is, little brother Eric is even more stupid and pathetic.”

The “Dumber” half of the Trump version of Dumb & Dumber talks of how strong and undefeatable (?) his dad is but warns others to watch out cuz Democrats are targeting you in “rape and pillage” rampage complete with burning everything town.  I don’t know about you but my reaction is to say isn’t this what MAGAs, starting with Trump himself proclaim they intend to do to every non MAGA out there?

I swear, I really do think it’s likely the time will come when both Junior and Eric receive the dubious honor of being Darwin Award recipients.  For those of you who don’t know, the Darwin Awards is a sort of thing with a website that is shall we say entertaining in a twisted sort of way.  The idea is straightforward:

“The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it in a spectacular manner!”

FYI, you don’t have to kill  yourself in a spectacularly stupid way to qualify.  Accidentally rendering yourself sterile and thereby removing your ability to reproduce is good enough.  Like the guy who emptied out what was left in a gas can in the outhouse, then sat down for a dump, decided to smoke and dropped the still lit match down between his legs.  I’ll let you imagine the results…

Of course both Don Jr. and Eric have already passed along some of those INOT!) great Trump genes but they are still young enough to add more Trumps into this world and we’ve already got too effing many as it is!  Anyway, take another look at the title pic (I typed Darwin Award images into the search engine & this was but one shown) and tell me you can’t imagine Don. Jr. and Eric as either guy.   Or even them one day deciding to settle once and for all who is the “manliest” of the Trump sons by creating their own one-on-one version of one of those Jackass movies and the both of them winding up dead doing stunts?  Darwin Award recipients?  Hell, these two are Hall of Fame material!   (As are so many Congress Critters that spew utter nonsense defending Trump)

Seriously, it makes you wonder about just how far out there Trump himself is.  On the one hand he LOVES having just about anyone getting attention on TV or social media defending him, sticking up for him by regurgitating (or perhaps MOUTH sharting is more accurate) his own bullsh*t talking points.  Yet his sons from his first marriage, Uday & Qusay – oops I mean Dumb and Dumber – oops again Don Jr. and Eric just have to make him cringe!   Every time I see one of these idiots talking I can’t help but wonder why Trump doesn’t threaten them with a loss of their allowance if they EVER speak publicly again.  Don’t you?  Even if he’s never spoken his version of this, I’m sure there have been countless times when Trump has thought about both Don Jr. and Eric and recalled this moment from Smokey and the Bandit:

As you know I’m no fan of now former Wannabe Princess Ivanka but at least she’d had enough common sense in recent times to go silent on all things Trump.  Even her oh so brief emergence on twitters wishing daddums a Happy Birthday seem passive-aggressive.

Oh well.  I’m sure these two will keep throwing out their not actually polished turds (it IS possible to polish a turd – Mythbusters did an episode on it) and both entertain us and make us groan over the Trump’s having been this country’s “First Family” for four awful years.

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