Shall we begin with a poll? Why not? It’s a simple one, which brother is crazier, Junior strung out on something that makes him a “very animated guy” or Eric, who doesn’t seem to need any chemical assistance to do his best insanity? Right now I’d say it’s even money.
Eric is very upset with the Democrats, who are an amorphous mass of evil, apparently. I think of the party nowadays as one of those blobs in ’50’s sci fi, where it would undulate up a hillside, you’d hear a lot of screaming, and then the blob would go disappear into the pond and plot its next move.
Now Eric is way ahead of George Soros, these days. If George hasn’t sent you the memo on Our Latest Collective Evil As Democrats, then you’ll hear it now from Eric. He’s discovered the truth about us.
Eric Trump: “If you get in the way of the Democratic Party .. they will target you, they will come after you and they will try and destroy your life. It’s rape & pillage. They will burn down the street. They will go after your kids – raid Barron’s room, go through his underwear.” pic.twitter.com/npLAnJVqgv
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 14, 2023
But they won’t take your crayons, Eric. You’ll be safe. Sit down now and eat your crayons like a good boy. I’m told the red ones taste especially good.
G*ddamn boy…what happened to the underwear gnomes that kept stealing underwear on South Park? Daddy bust up their union? I can finally get some worry free rest! By the way…who helps you put yours on? Label in the back, as always…and there’s a hole for each leg. Good luck sonny.
But there’s three holes in my boxers and I only have two legs!
LMAO.
Another country heard from!! Geeez!!! What a moron!
Why is something we’ll probably never know, but periodically Eric is compelled to remind everyone he really is as stupid as we think.
This is another test of our reflexes and responses, trying to hold a hot coffee cup from over turning on our laps, or spinning across the table, while spitting, gagging and coughing last mouthful of just-popped corn …
Eric would make a good pattern for a character in a book/movie about a quiet seeming OK kind of person, one that slipped through the cracks in society, got through elementary schools and Junior High, not sure where he went last time they saw him in school … He seems attached to an old coffin out in the back yard … some of his classmates were out fooling around with their friends one night, carried their flashlights out to that coffin … Peering in, all they found was a few handfuls of dirt …
Sounds a little creepy to me, he and his brother like to go out and kill precious wildlife …
What does the family actually know about Eric and his spare time hobbies?
He would make a good hall tree in a mansion, something to hang coats and hats on … Except for occasional outbursts of stupidity, the silence is scary …
Well, so much for this idea, he probably should plan on holding junior’s hand through the squirming, yelling and swearing during withdrawal, spending a little time in the offices at the nurses station so they can check him for a pulse once in a while …
Ursula, I love this so much:
“Eric is very upset with the Democrats, who are an amorphous mass of evil, apparently. I think of the party nowadays as one of those blobs in ’50’s sci fi, where it would undulate up a hillside, you’d hear a lot of screaming, and then the blob would go disappear into the pond and plot its next move.”
Glub, glub. Gym Jordan, you’re next.
Mary Trump is convinced Junior is the dumbest Trump. With people this simple, I’m gonna need to see some test scores to determine which brother earns the “Too Stupid to Live” award.
As a police officer, I ran into my fair share of idiots, but none as useless as these boys. We used to joke that criminal stupidity ought to be added to the penal code, we even broke it down into degrees, from misdemeanor to felony level.
They both have more hair than brains, like the idiot heroine in a cheesy Gothic novel with a 1star review. You know. the one told never to go into the attic,but does it anyway, and is almost killed by the insane homicidal twin bro of the hero.
And Eric really needs to stop trying to.sniff and/or eat the library paste It’s the wrong kind of glue to Gey high from. Geez, he cannot even get high correctly.
The Blob…starring Steve McQueen…his big breakthrough!
When it comes to “blobs” I think of South Park and the Trapper Keeper episode. Imagine Cartman’s evil, and I mean truly evil and so much worse than Eric that he makes Eric seem benevolent as a real person and you have Trump. And like the fusion of Cartman into the Trapper Keeper that sets out to destroy everthing by assimilating it you have a real life version named Donald J. Trump.