I know it’s a lot to ask anybody to listen to Sarah Palin, even for 57 seconds, but you’ve got to see this. She is out of it. I mean, Janine Pirro two boxes of wine down, out of it. She seems to be making a pro Tucker Carlson pitch but then the focus goes to other vague topics. I’ve heard elderly patients in facilities ramble incoherently like this and Palin’s not that old.

Only listening is believing. See if you can decipher what the hell she’s talking about.

I guess the job description for what Palin does nowadays is “make vague noises about all the right-wing topics. Just throw a lot of buzz words out there. The MAGAs will understand. And they’re not really listening anyway. They’re just sitting there, pissed, and if you say the the right buzz words, they’ll get more pissed and the adrenaline will stay high until they can go out and shoot at someone.”

That’s my best speculation. It must be something to be one of these hosts and try to legitimize a ditzy spectacle like this as legitimate political commentary. I know I couldn’t do it.

Palin was a half-term governor who made a hash out of John McCain’s bid for the White House, to the point where he not only cut ties with her, he made it clear he didn’t want her at his funeral. That’s pretty intense for a presidential candidate to do to a running mate. Not that I fault him. When this Palin debacle happened back in the day I said, “John McCain’s going to live to regret this,” and you didn’t need to be Nostradamus to figure that one out. It was glaringly evident from Day One and only got worse as the campaign progressed.

Palin is still out there, being a talking head on right-wing media. I guess they’re desperate to fill air time. This is more pathetic than usual. I must say, it intrigues me that there’s a market for this level of drivel but indeed there is.

 

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17 COMMENTS

  1. Translation: “Anyone talking a load of idiotic, racist, violence-advocating or general hateful taurine excrement should be allowed full access to a television audience”

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    • Drunk? Ditzy?
      “Today is today. And yesterday was today for us, but yesterday. And tomorrow will become for us today, but tomorrow. So live today in such a way that the future today will be for you like yesterday’s today, only tomorrow. Kamala Harris

    • Television is an amazing medium. All you need is to look good, be telegenic. Whether you have anything to see is irrelevant.

    • Noel Coward: “You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think”. Unfortunately, it doesn’t rhyme if you replace ‘whore’ with Republican or Magat. Oh well, it’s the thought that counts. 🙂

  2. John McCain later admitted that he made a serious mistake in choosing her as a running mate. He didn’t realize that she would be an anchor that dragged his Presidential bid down into the bottom of the deepest part of the oceans.

  3. I think I’ll drop acid and try again. I’m sure that will clear things up and I’ll be able to see Russia from North Cackalacky. What a mind!

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