Oh Duty, Honor, the Golf Course, well, Donald will probably have to stay off the golf course this weekend unless he really wants to look bad. If you haven’t heard, the nuptials of Donald Trump, Jr. and his fiance Bettina Anderson, are happening in the Bahamas this weekend. Daddy was invited but he evidently doesn’t want to go. Or maybe he couldn’t pay Melania enough to travel with him on Memorial Day weekend.
While I very much wanted to be with my son, Don Jr., and the newest member of the Trump Family, his soon to be wife, Bettina, circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so. I feel it is important for me to remain in Washington, D.C., at the White House during this important period of time. Congratulations to Don and Bettina! President DONALD J. TRUMP
His love for all 330 million of us is so great that he can’t go watch his namesake son tie the knot. Does he think anybody is going to buy this? Meanwhile, look for Trump to find time for golfing this weekend. I would bet my bottom dollar on that.
And do you love it that he’s telling Junior he’s not RSVPing via a press release on Truth Social, rather than a phone call? Junior, fuggedaboutit, Daddy isn’t into you and he’s not going to be. It is what it is, to quote Trump pater familus.
