What goes around comes around and you shouldn’t have been playing with those underage girls and allllllll the drugs and all the partying and, and, and. You are busted, sir, BUSTED and I am LAUGHING. Did you really think you were going to get away scot-free?
In reversal, key House panel votes to release Matt Gaetz ethics report.
The House Ethics Committee secretly voted earlier this month to release its report into the conduct of former Rep. Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the matter.
The report is now expected to be made public after the House’s final day of votes this year as lawmakers leave Washington for the holidays, those sources said.
It is exceedingly rare for an ethics report to be released after a member has left Congress, though it has happened on a couple of occasions in the past. The committee revisited the issue behind closed doors earlier this month after a feud over the report spilled into public view before Thanksgiving.
You should have been more careful, Matt. You certainly shouldn’t have played with underaged girls. I would have thought you would have learned after you got lucky with the first investigation but noooooo, you thought you got away and guess what? That would be a NOPE. I simply can’t understand what would get you to do the hard partying and showing porno in the House and boasting about allllll the good times you’ve had. Some men just can’t seem to keep their dick in their pants, and their mouths shut. Boasting is not a good way to keep things quiet. Of course, they were things you shouldn’t have done in the FIRST place but you did it anyhow. REALLY? Good thing you resigned because your brand is in the sewer, which makes you perfect for your next job.
Let’s close with another, longer quote from that CNN article, shall we? Although I must say I’ve used a bit of it already. Still!
The Ethics Committee’s report concludes a years-long probe into numerous allegations against Gaetz, including whether he engaged in sexual misconduct, used illicit drugs, “shared inappropriate images or videos on the House floor, misused state identification records, converted campaign funds to personal use, and/or accepted a bribe, improper gratuity, or impermissible gifts,” according to an announcement by the panel last summer.
Gaetz has vigorously denied all the allegations and has characterized the investigation as a witch hunt.
In a post on X in response to CNN’s reporting on Wednesday, Gaetz emphasized that he was “FULLY EXONERATED” by a separate Department of Justice probe. And he said he “NEVER had sexual contact with someone under 18” — a claim that is addressed in the House Ethics report, CNN has previously reported.
“My 30’s were an era of working very hard – and playing hard too. It’s embarrassing, though not criminal, that I probably partied, womanized, drank and smoked more than I should have earlier in life. I live a different life now.”
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you do. Anything you say, Matty boy.
Not helping his case: Having plastic surgery that’s left him looking like one of the lizard people squeezing into too small sized a skin.
Perfect, though for his new future on RWNJ TV along with all the other plastic surgery failures.
Absolutely and we have some *horrible* plastic surgery screw-ups out there! And oh, yes, perfect for his now “job”. Thanks for the comment!
Bratty Matty is a special kind of stupid: he’s busy stupid. Not content to sit down,take a deep.breath and hitting the beaches in Gulf Breeze and Destin and just chill, he feels the need to.get his face lift over every major news source. This would all have been forgotten by the time he runs for governor in 2026, if he had just kept his mouth shut.