“Shoot this into my veins please.” If you’ve never followed George Conway – Kellyanne’s former husband – it’s time to start because his wicked wit is on display every day and it’s especially true in this post-debate world. So it’s fitting that we begin our quick tour of “X” looking back on the debate that was, ahem – “The End.”

When something dies, such as the Trump campaign, it’s always best to be the bigger person and send thoughts and prayers. As Conway retweeted:

Suffering is a great word because we’ve taken so much pain. If one goes to the ER in serious pain there is only one course of treatment, but one must roll up the sleeve.

Here we have some serious feel good stuff, Kamala has never, ever, been more likable:

Okay, look. That laugh is so darn infectious that she may, indeed, have to use the “begins with m and ends with ah” on the campaign trail. The insertion into the debate is Hawking-level genius.

Onward, Conway? Whatcha’ got today?

Eww. Laura Loomer? Come’ on now! You know you smell a grease fire somewhere when Marjorie Taylor-Greene calls someone else’s hateful rhetoric a huge problem.

How do you like them pears, B? Again, when MTG is sane-washing someone, it says everything about where Trump stands. There are perhaps one-million independent voters who might be swayed in this election, exactly none will come over on account of Loomer’s combustible comments.

By all accounts, this is Friday, so let’s let a bit of steam out with the single most perfect reaction to the “pet-stupid” comment in the debate and just dream you were there!

Ohhhhh! Cover your eyes and ears! How did that happen? Can you imagine the kind of debate prep he had: “Check it out Mr. President, bro. If you get to a point where you need a timeless meme, hit her with eating pets. It’s the best we have if she’s eating you, man.”

Or something.

Was there anything else worthy of our attention? You come here to be served! So, served cold, have a taste of MAGA believing that Trump scored big with the cat souffle stuff:

One more cord of stupid please:

Biased? The graph I see above matches what the independents thought. Because no one cares about the 48% on both sides that are knee-deep in certainty as to their vote.

Let’s swing through a few more because this is a buffet:

Okay, that blows. Body blow, body blow. Ass whooping? Kamala can be called on! (Why am I not paid more to do this!).

Let’s end with Jon Stewart doing that thing he does, so well:

“I just showed up for a cruise! Nah, brah – you were the captain of the ship!”

Anyway, that’s why Jon Stewart makes millions and why we are here to simply watch.

Now, watch what happens when the Trump-supporters see all this on “X” – the ship is going down.

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  3. The Pennsylvania Voters laughing their asses off at him during tghe debate is priceless. Please George. turn that into one of your ads to air at Bedmnester and Mar-A-Lado!

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    • I especially liked hearing the lady in the rear yelling, “What an idiot!”

      Never mind running that ad at Bedminster and Mar-a-Lardass, put it in rotation on all the OTA broadcast networks and prominent cable channels across the country!

      BTW, as I was writing this, an ad for Trumpy Trout, an incestuous cousin of Bigmouth Billy Bass, played on my TV ($59.95 each, with certificate of authenticity, discounts for multiple items purchase, and available deluxe model having a desk stand. Can’t make this stuff up!)

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  4. So, PZ is back on Jon Stewart’s team?
    It seemed when he went after ya boi Joe, you disowned him.
    Good to see you realize what geniuses he and his writers are.

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    • Quite frankly, Stewart and his shtick are getting old too like Maher. Time to move on with others. Oliver, Kimmel, Colbert, Myers…Let the younger crowd have their say-it’s more relevant.

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    • I spent a long time as an editor at Occupy Democrats when the site was still up – so I wasn’t here to defend the president. OTOH, over 2 years ago, I called on him to be the best one-term president ever.

      He wasn’t as obviously aging at that point but he would be so old at the point of a second term it seemed obvious to me.

      I defer to none in my respect of Biden’s career and term.

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      • As regards the Biden presidency, the 2024 Presidential Greatness Project Expert Survey has him rated 14th of our 45 presidents, and that came with months remaining in his term.

        God bless Joe Biden!

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  5. I see that the Donald is claiming that one (unnamed) opinion poll is showing he leads Kamala Harris by ’98 to2′

    Now, even allowing for the totally ridiculous percentage, I have NEVER seen any opinion poll showing a 100% response – there is ALWAYS a percentage of ‘undecided’, but thus spake the Donald

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    • That’s the great thing with lies, they aren’t reality, they don’t have to make sense. Specially with Trump, it doesn’t matter. Just as you’re trying to fit his lie’s ‘logic’ into the world, he’ll replace it with another one that you have to try to make sense of. Then another.

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  6. Oh space karen. The media is FAR from “left biased” (wtf?). The media merely watched your guy make a fool of himself, AGAIN, in front of the world. This time however there was an intelligent, poised, and well-spoken woman debating him. Apparently when he’s running off at the mouth sounding for all the world like he belongs in an insane asylum at his rallies and during soft-ball interviews (hint, hint, space karen), when he is NOT debating (at all), the media and your dumb ass are A-Okay with it. When you suddenly see, in real time, how it’s SUPPOSED to be done, then yeah you point out he’s a pure-d fool. It’s either that or you lose all credibility like….say….you.

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