For normal people, living in a $38 million dollar mansion at the beach and not working would not be all that stressful a life, and that’s what Ivanka and Jared are doing. But clearly, something else is going on. They both look like something the cat forgot to bury.
Jared Kushner has always been a Portrait Of Dorian Grey kind of a guy. He may have had a baby face and dimples but inside you knew what a selfish, constipated, shallow soul cringed therein. Now it looks like his outsides are starting to match his insides.
As for wifey Ivanka, she’s the sum total of her cosmetics and clothes. She loves to play Lady Bountiful and talk about her charitable works in warzones, but at the end of the day the fact that she wouldn’t even let the Secret Service patrol, the people entrusted with guarding her miserable life take a whiz in her powder room says it all. If you’re looking for the milkmaid of human kindness, she’s not it.
Tonight you saw clips of their testimony before the J6 Committee Congressional Hearing.
Former Trump White House Senior Advisor Jared Kushner tells the Jan. 6th Committee he believes repeated threats by White House Counsel Pat Cipollone to resign amounted to "whining" https://t.co/YjEvScXAAd pic.twitter.com/1DN0ZL5FQr
— Bloomberg (@business) June 10, 2022
Can we circle back for a second to the fact that Jared Kushner's answer, UNDER OATH, is that he didn't pay attention to the lawyers saying that his father in law was trying to steal an election because he was busy trying to get pardons for political cronies.
— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) June 10, 2022
He was too busy selling pardons, more accurately, at $2,000 a pop. And don’t forget he told Marc Short that he was too busy with the Middle East to worry about what was happening right there in town.
Holy fucking shit that Jared Kushner clip describing the White House Counsel staff’s protests as “whining.” It perfectly encapsulates Kushner’s amorality.
— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) June 10, 2022
Here’s his “better half.” Forward to :25
I really don't think Fox News is going to be able to counter-program Ivanka saying her father lost the election. https://t.co/ygzeQTVQBW
— Alex Thomas (@AlexThomas) June 10, 2022
I love Ivanka’s blank detachment from it all. And remember, when they left, relative sanity left along with them. After they were gone, Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell were running the show.
I think Ivanka has had too many lip injections. Her mouth looks like she was stuck on a pool drain, or she’s keeping up with the Kardashians.
They could make great vampires right now, in a movie. No makeup, direction, nothing. They’re there.
Hey! Don’t insult vampires like that!!
They’re the new cast of What We Do in the Shadows.
In Vampire The Masquerade terms, those two are well on their way to becoming wights, mindless bloodsuckers who let all their humanity slip away.
She *used* to look human.
Help! I’m trapped in Dracula’s tower & they are coming! I see them leering at me through the window. The living dead are here!
Gee whiz, I’m used to Jar-Jar looking like he has nothing going on behind those eyes of his but princess looks pretty similar. That pic of her would do nicely as her obit pic.