Holy plot twist, Batman! Barron Trump is one of 120 students who attend the New York University D.C. campus. He spent his freshman year at the Greenwich Village campus. He used to leave Trump Tower, get into a black SUV and along with other black SUVs in a motorcade, he would arrive at classes. And no, I don’t know how much that costs but I’m pretty sure you and I are footing the bill. Why couldn’t he just live on campus like Chelsea Clinton did when attending Stanford? Dunno. As a matter of fact, what we don’t know about this story is in fact the real story.
NYU’s DC campus accepts up to 120 students each semester, with courses meant for those pursuing careers in politics, public policy, history, economics and journalism.
Let’s dissect that, shall we? Barron was studying business at NYU. So now he’s decided business is not for him but one of these other options is? And which one? Politics? Maybe he does intend to follow in his father’s footsteps. I’ve always thought that if Barron had any real smarts that he would placate his father as much as possible, take the money and run to Europe and better yet change his name. But at least go to some other country where half of the populace doesn’t hate your entire family’s guts. But then I project. That is what I would do in his shoes.
Public policy doesn’t seem his bailiwick. It was Chelsea Clinton’s. She got a Masters in Public Health Policy from Columbia and a Ph.D in International Relations from Oxford. History would be a good choice for any Trump since none of them know about anything prior to their own lifespan, and precious little about what’s happened during it.
Economics would be a stellar choice, especially since Daddums is running the country into the ground. As for journalism, hey Barron, if you need any help dipping a quill in vitriol and transforming it into illuminated pixels, we should show you a thing or two here. Or, maybe Barron’s going to become a talking head on Fox News, along with Lara. That would be an interesting choice, since the guy has never said more than five words publicly. His public speaking to date consists of “very nice to see you,” a phrase caught on video at Mar-a-Lago. Garbo speaks.
So why is this happening? Okay, class, we’re going to speculate:
- Maybe Barron does in fact want to get into politics. Maybe he wanted to go to the Republican National Convention as a delegate. All we know is Melania shot it down and announced he would not be doing so, because of “prior engagements.”
- Maybe Melania wants more time with her alleged boyfriend who works in Trump Tower?
- Maybe Melania and Barron had a major falling out?
- Maybe Barron wasn’t exactly beloved by NYU students and so he’s looking to be in Daddum’s bubble, where he’ll be worshipped?
- Maybe the only way Melania will spend any time in Washington is if her darling baby boy is there?
- Maybe Daddums is falling apart so badly that advisors have decided that there better be at least one family member around to talk him off the ledge?
Put me down for number six although four is also quite plausible. Jared and Ivanka are not in town like before, so that’s that. Melania only wants to show up to roll an Easter egg or unveil a postage stamp, so she’s not going to devote herself to another White House stint. Junior is unwanted and Eric and Lara are jokes. Tiffany’s not in the picture at all so that leaves Barron.
Great. We’ve got a failing almost-octogenarian propped up by his teenaged son. Or something. And I for one would love to know the something.
i think trump really does want to pass on thr prsidency and everything. i was betting on eric or ivanka but why not barron. he’s the youngest so he would have the longest time on the throne.
That may be Trump’s fantasy, but even MAGA isn’t going to coronate Barron unless he starts talking publicly. We don’t even know his opinion on the weather or the price of corn in Iowa.
Don Jr. learned of his sperm donor’s raping of him mom and for years took her side. He hated Senior and probably still does for that and other reasons. However like many a spoiled rich kid he wanted money and all the trappings of wealth and sticking with his mom who did have her own businesses would have meant actually having to WORK. Trumpty no doubt learned of Junior’s whining about that and pounced. Big salary with a staff that actually knew shit and would do the actual work Junior would get credit for. Fancy digs to live in and flying around on daddy’s dime on the private jet. All the GOODIES. For a useless f**kwad like Junior given a choice between all that and supporting his RAPED by daddy mother it was an appallingly easy choice. F**k off mom.
That’s the thing with Trump’s offal, er I mean offspring. Marla Maples worked like hell to steer daughter Tiffany into an independent life and had her all set up for success and a fast track to a partnership (and riches) in a toney conservative DC law firm. But again, that would have required actual WORK and daddy Trump-Bucks dangled the big office and salary (for makework) and Tiffany took the easy route. Broke her mom’s heart I’m sure but if Melania thought SHE could succeed where others failed and set Barron up for a life not too tainted by her P.O.S. client/hubby she’s dumber than I thought. And I already thought she was dumb.
I wonder how Fredo 1 & 2 (Don Jr. and Eric) are handling this development. Barron would do well to avoid any hunting or other outdoor adventures with them!
So you’re saying that Barron proved to be too dumb for business school and now he’s going to go into politics? Look, you could be right. It’s no more insane than anything else that we have seen. But the kid (and he’s only 19) has literally spoken five words in public. We don’t know who he is, what he thinks, nothing. I can’t believe presidential aspirations being built on nothing but a last name.
Plus when Donald is done, the name Trump may be as popular as the name Hitler.