I do so enjoy mash ups because they distill down the flavor of the moment for you. The participants in these moments are the angriest, the most vocal and not coincidentally, the most in tune with the hate-mongering, gun-toting Gawd that all of these people worship.

That is, when they’re not busy worshipping His Son, yes, we speak of the Orange Oracle, the Mandarin Monarch, the Cantaloupe Clairvoyant, he who sees and hears all, and rotates his rotundity in time with 80’s disco music.

He also figuratively danced around announcing a 2024 run, because the truth is, he doesn’t want to run again, he just wants to get paid for doing so.

It really is that simple. Give Trump the power, the perks, don’t bother him before noon and buy buy buy that merchandise.

The faithful follow Trump from rally to rally, one woman having racked up 95 rallies as of last night’s festival in the Lone Star State.

It gives these people something to belong to, I suppose.

When do we get to the dark glasses and the kool-aide?

Anything you can do to motivate anybody, living in any state to get out and vote: Do It.

 

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3 COMMENTS

  1. I just voted. What I wonder is what do these nutjobs want to save America from? They never really define it. Maybe just save it from themselves?

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    • They can’t define it because then the truth will be out and they’ll all be exposed for the bigots they are.

      Oh, and hypocrites as well. For all the talk they have of “bring jobs back to America,” none of the corporate bigwigs funding these “America First” groups really wants the jobs back in the States because they’d actually have to pay the workers more than they’re paying the Bangladeshis and the Chinese and the Micronesians and even the Mexicans for their pennies-on-the-dollar labor. And, of course, paying even half-decent wages to American workers means the companies would be “forced” to raise prices to keep profits at the same level.

  2. Of course former guy doesn’t want to run again. Once you find a successful grift, you stick with it. He surely has to realize the 2024 crew that will be running for the ‘pube nomination are going to use his…tactics?… and run him into the ground. The first joke at his expense will run him off the stage–he will not be able to stand it.

    No, this is all he will do likely for the rest of his life provided the rest of his life is not spent behind bars. He is actually, for the first time in his life, actually operating a successful business. Granted, it is likely an illegal one and if he is ever found out by the elections folks his ass will be grass but hell, his ass is grass now and there is no lawn mower.

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