This is all starting to make sense, now. I speak of the hyperbole that Donald Trump is famous for. He’s the greatest president, we’ve had the most productive six months of any presidency, ever, in the history of this or any world, in any galaxy not only in the known universe but in alternate dimensions. Have you ever wondered where he gets this propensity from? I think I know now: golf. He keeps screwing up at golf, a game he would love to play well, but plays terribly. And so he convinces himself that he is a great golfer and then from there, he’s a great businessman, a great lover, a great humanitarian, a great president, etc.
Just this morning someone was splooging about him being a 3 handicap.
That was putts on 10 holes, all missed. A 3 handicap would have made at least half of them, if not more.
— New Yorker 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🍁🌻🟦 (@ThomB01) July 28, 2025
It’s nice to have knowledgeable people explain these things. All I know is that I see Trump’s name at the very top of rosters and he’s winning this and that championship and taking home yet another trophy. He wins trophies like you or I do loads of wash, at least one or two a week, it seems.
Isn’t that tape great, though? It’s totally out of the You Can’t Make This Shit Up file. He has the ball skipping over the top of the hole, stopping six inches from the hole, doing strange dances with the wind — and the part that I love is that you can see that the guy holding the flag wants to kick it in the hole. It’s like he’s holding himself back from doing it.
Trump's horrific golf swing caught on video
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way trump does 😂 pic.twitter.com/IxGRh7yjCZ
— Optimistic Lizard 🌊proud to be a LIBERAL (@rex197878) July 16, 2023
Him shaking the ball is truly a great moment. I’m surprised he hasn’t proclaimed it fake news. Or maybe he has.
Trump himself would never stoop so low as to cheat at golf. He employs a caddie to do it for him.pic.twitter.com/30wi6JpxJF
— Paul the other one… (@paulcshipley) July 27, 2025
This is the face that America now presents to the world. I do hope that we recover from this in future years. Right now, it feels like we’re all serving an eternity in Hell. Three and a half more years. How will we get through it?
And by the by, Marco Rubio is making noises about being J.D. Vance’s running mate in 2028. Never a dull moment.
Check out the first names on that club roster: Robert, Antonio, Mitchell, Jon … and President.
What a wanker.
Everything about him is a LIE!!!!
He was a murderer and a LIAR from the beginning… when he lies he speaks his native language for there is no truth in him…Jesus reportedly describing the Devil in John 8:42-47. Hey mikey…you fake Christian…you KNOW you are doing the Devil’s bidding..Tick phucking tok…
the bus to Hell is awaiting somewhere in space and time FOR ALL YOU HYPOCRITES.
Vance / Rubio 2028. Should be an easy win.
It will be interesting to see how the Democrats frack this up.
I’m guessing Harris / Butigieg should be able to lose it handily
I understand your cynicism…yet…if we survive the next three and one half years,(miracle), Trump and his minions will make sure ours will be as honest and representative of the will of the people as those held in every dictatorship. We could run Jesus, at the top, and he’d fare as well as he did 20 centuries ago. It will be a landslide no matter how the people whine. So, in a moral country, living up to our highest aspirations, Kamala and Pete would win. Orangebob shitpants will start bragging,(if nature doesn’t bite him in his gigantic ass first), long before 2028, how the people have DEMANDED he stay in power and live to BLESS,(as our golden calf), his heir. Amerika…land of the caged, home of hypocrisy.