What an irony, to have had my official fifteen minutes of fame last night on Mike Lindell’s Frank-a-Thon – which Jimmy Kimmel has renamed “Yell-a-Thon” – of all places, and to have missed it. But I was told about it on social media and a kind Twitter follower, BeatlesPharm, found the tape for me. You have got to hear this. This is like an SNL sketch.
Even after being corrected by his co-host, he still couldn’t get it right. “Yer-sula” Closer, but not quite there.
It got to the point where the co-host and Roger Stone were laughing their asses off at Mike while he was just ranting angrily, totally unaware of his own silliness.
— Mitch ??☮️✊????? (@dboon2024) April 20, 2021
Start listening at 1:47:40. You haven’t lived until Mike Lindell has disparaged you to Roger Stone on You Tube. This is choice.
“A terrible journalist, I think we all need to look up her Twitter handle” — and then he went on to read from one of my pieces. Is it my imagination or does Roger Stone smirk when he hears my comment that Lindell is the new Rudy Giuliani? I thought it was my calling Lindell Fat Elvis that may have triggered him, but I guess not, it was talking about his failed launch — which he announced on Parler. That’s where I found out. I don’t just sit here with my crystal ball (and I do have one on my mantel piece, along with a stuffed polar bear) but I don’t get my links to news pieces from it.
And Lindell prays for me, just like he prays for Jimmy Kimmel. We are both honored. Here’s what Kimmel said:
“I highly recommend it,” Kimmel said of Lindell’s “yell-a-thon,” adding, “It is quite a spectacle. If you’re high, I recommend it. It’s like the Jerry Lewis telethon if Jerry was on a public access channel and crack.”
From there, the host played a montage of Lindell repeatedly complaining that he was trying to “make a joke” out of his big launch event, before claiming that he’s “praying” for him. “Thanks for all the shout-outs,” Kimmel replied. “Do you think he’s really praying for me? Like, honestly, do you think when he said his prayers before bed he actually named me?”
I guess this is going to go on for another 24 hours or until Lindell collapses.
“How is he going to do this for 30 more hours?” Kimmel asked later. “I hope he has a doctor on standby. I looked up some of the long-term effects of using crack cocaine. Crack cocaine abuse may cause the following mental or emotional problems: Aggression, extreme depression, delirium, hallucinations, irritability, mood disturbances, panic attacks, paranoia, psychosis… and launching your own social media site.”
Finally, the host shared the major highlight of the day: when Lindell thought he was fielding a live call from Donald Trump before quickly realizing it was a prank. “Hopefully the real Trump will call in,” Kimmel said. “Hopefully a dozen fake Trumps and then the real Trump will call in. And by the way, if you get through to Mike Lindell and he thinks he has Donald Trump on the line, go with it! Don’t just scream your website out, milk it! You set the hook, reel him in!”
Kimmel concluded by wishing Lindell “the best of luck with Delusion-Palooza.”
Drop on by here at PolitiZoom any time you want, Mike. We get plenty of crazies in the comments threads here. There’s always room for one more.
Congratulations. 15 minutes of ????? on Mike Lindell’s talk fest. At least ya know ye’s reading what you’re saying. He’s such an idiot.
That’s the sublime irony, here. As long as I’m getting read, I’m getting what I want. But wasn’t that an incredible rant?
It WAS a blinding snow storm of blizzard proportions … constant high level volume to say hardly anything of fact or even a good dose of fiction, just an angry bird chirping into the wind …
CONGRATULATIONS!
I think it’s funny that I managed to trigger him. I haven’t stopped laughing in about twelve hours. I was laughing in my sleep.
WOW, Ursula, you ARE on the bigtime now … it appears one of the biggest grifters in the world has a problem with your articles … in all our conversations or communications you never told me you were a LITTLE FAW … 😉 🙂
This is hilarious, so much grief and frustration for a flim-flam man, what do you think you might say about him next? It seems he can’t tolerate shots from your laser-directed, rich library of descriptions and call-outs …
You did not just injure his peacock-proud stance, you pulled the rug out from under his trophy case, shattered glass everywhere … so cool and appreciated by us lessor’s not mentioned on such an important show … 🙂 🙂
This is unexpected humor in a setting that includes at least 2 idiotic and complicit personalities, you make me proud to be here, able to comment and enjoy the comments of others, with your wit and humor dancing on the heads of those biggest losers out there … keep up your good work …
I thought it was a bit of a self-own when he read out my paragraph on how he was the new Rudy Giuliani. Roger Stone seemed to be amused by that. Nobody knows political theater better than Roger Stone. Stone called out to him, “don’t give her the publicity” and “you’ve given her more publicity than she’s probably had in ten years.” Stone knows this played right into my hands. Fine, Lindell, go to war with me. I’m all for it. The more traffic you drag my way, the better.
Why I Don’t Fear These Idiots Exhibit #3628
OMG! This is hilarious!
But most of all it’s the irony that’s mindblowing. Here’s Lindell, touting a “free speech” site and what does he do? He not only dedicates his launch to calling out journalists who have criticised him, he actually says, “They shouldn’t be allowed to say such things!” So evidently free speech is only for those who agree with Lindell and his wacky pals!
I am so looking forward to these two court cases. I hope Dominion bankrupts him.
Oh, they’re gonna break him like a Rice Krispie square. Only reason he’s punching down is because he needs to feel like the big man.
Don’t you just hate that we have to share our precious oxygen with these idiots, the gas bags seem to have the option to blather all over our Ursula, and yet SHE should be the one to go after … ?
The fee-fees of these old farts is so fragile and Ursula is so coool … she makes my day, while the pillow guy is just another ant, not long for this world as the shadow of our shoes looms overhead … as a plus, Ursula has this site, and the message above for the Stone ass hole is quite specific … Denis has said all those words we KNOW that Stone has earned in his life of crimes …
AFAICT, the RWNJs don’t know any other direction to punch.
Golly, his blathering! What a bunch of nonsensical word salad! I guess the trumpers understand him, like they did former guy.
They love him. He’s angry, he’s got grievances and he’s going to own the libs. That’s all they care about.
Just say the word, Ursula, and I will gladly make it my mission to make this clown pay for the insult. As Wesley Snipes put it in Blade 2, “You obviously do not know who YOU ARE ****ING WITH!” And NOBODY ****s with our Ursula, no sir.
I can’t believe Ursula is so hard of a name to pronounce. I have to say, that floored me.
For the gods’ sake, I’m the guy who used to pronounce Pygmies as “Pie-Gi-Mies” and I got Ursula on the first go. What’s this twit’s problem?
If his brains were gasoline, he wouldn’t have enough to run a piss-ant’s go-cart two laps around a cheerio! I guess its true:
There’s plain stupid, and then there is Trumpanzee Stupid!
That’s a good one, a piss ant’s go cart two laps around a cheerio.
I allowed myself to listen to the moronic ramblings of Lindell because I love reading commentary from this site and wanted to hear his rant about Ms. Faw. I finally had to stop, couldn’t endure it any longer. But I have to say this post from “Nonya” was the perfect antidote! I howled with great gusto! Well done. Oh, the imagery! Thank you. BTW, I’m trying to figure out how to be a paid subscriber. Sent a request for info. I don’t do Venmo and I’m technically challenged! LOVE this site!
Wow. Specific message to Roger Stone to follow but let me address the host of this farce first.
Did he get into Fredo’s (aka Don Jr.) cocaine stash? Seriously though this guy is nuts. I did notice his sidekick realizing that by calling on viewers of that rant to come here that it would mean clicks which would mean money for this site. And as word gets around that not just MAGA morons but sane people will hear about it and we might get more actual sane participants! Oops. Ole Mikey may have hoisted himself on the “be careful what you ask for” petard. (since it took so long for him/them to figure out how to pronounce Ursula I figure like Trump with Matthis’ resignation letter someone will have to explain to him what petard means!) As for the repeated 85 million hell, I can put up a digital display saying that many people read what I write here and on another site, and make up an even bigger number. That doesn’t make me saying NINETY million people have followed my commentary in the last few hours true, or even credible. Basically what I’m telling you “Mikey the Mouth” is that given the lies and bullshit you’ve thrown out there and have claimed in court (and there’s a reason they’ve been thrown out – because in court you need actual evidence instead of made up bullshit!) I for one need something a tad bit more than YOUR word, backed up by a digital display off to the side of your set.
Now for Roger Stone. I wouldn’t bother except that perhaps he will check this out and read comments, or one of the MAGA morons will tip him off about what I’m about to say.
Roger – you have from your privileged beginnings detested and HATED people like me and if you read anything at all I’ve written about you then you will personally hate me. I’m a big boy and even in my sixties and in moderately poor health and needing a cane for balance I’d be perfectly willing to call you out as a smug asshole sonofabitch who, if the world was fair would reside in the business end of a field latrine. Or at the very least living in a tent out back and consigned to the “lovely” task of burning the shitters which anyone who has been in the service knows is one of the (literally) shittiest work details grunts can get stuck with. (Unlike YOU you Chickenhawk piece of shit I HAVE served my country and this ole jarhead, even broken down now could knock the living shit out of you. Not that it would be that difficult given how overstuff with shit you actually are!)
Anyway, from your position of great privilege you have spent a lifetime, well over fifty years not just hating people like me and even average working class conservatives (I’ll give you credit as being one helluva con artist) which is one thing, but you’ve taken it SO much further and spent your life fucking the masses over. At least be honest with yourself that you hate me and people like me. What I find fucking HILARIOUS is that your little fee fees are butt-hurt that someone like ME not only hates you right back but openly says so where others can hear or see it. Someone who wants to be able to call out your worthless ass face-to-face and give you the kind of dressing down that would make my old Company Gunny (a Navy Cross recipient – Vietnam which of course you never got near!) from grunt school at Pendleton blush – almost as much as I dreamed for over fifty years of seeing my Cubbies in the World Series!
You’re goddamned right I hate you right fucking back! Your sorry ass SHOULD be in prison. For crimes against this country and humanity. Funny how you mentioned the even bigger piece of shit (not by much but the orange hue makes him more noticeable) Trump saving you from being in some COVID infested prison. Are you admitting COVID is real and a real problem after all? Oops.
Contrary to what you might think I don’t want you to die of COVID or anything else. I want your despicable ass locked away in prison for the rest of your life, sleeping on a lumpy mattress under a scratchy blanket and cheap cotton sheets. And having to settle for a MyPillow. It would be fun to hear you beg for a real pillow! I want you to suffer the indignity of a cheap polyester prison jumpsuit and dining on prison food. And while I wouldn’t wish rape on any prisoner, I do think it would be funny if at some point a gifted prison tattoo artist was to modify that Nixon tattoo you’re so proud of – as in having you inserting a needle size dick into his mouth! And on your chest another tattoo – of you bent over with Trump about to shove his short, mushroom head dick up your ass!
I could keep at this a long, long time but I’ll close with saying once again you can hate me all you want and if you don’t like me hating you and the atrocities you’ve committed during your piece of shit life right back then I have no fucks to give. You are an awful excuse for a human being, and you’re the type of person that makes me wish I still believed in things like heaven and hell because the latter (if I’m wrong)is where you’ll surely wind up. The thought of God himself rushing to the Pearly Gates to shove St. Peter aside so HE can be the one to say “No way motherfucker” before crotch-punting you straight down to hell brings a smile to my face.
If he weren’t such a dumb dork he would have known that even “little bears” have teeth and claws and know how to use them. (You don’t suppose he calls the Big Dipper “Yersa Major,”‘ do you? No, of course not he’s not smart enough to know that.)
Keep putting those teeth and claws to good use!
I doubt if Mike Lindell has ever looked at the sky and noticed the constellations, let alone know what they are called, or why. But trolling him now will be so much fun. I wasn’t trolling him before, but I am now! HA!
Yesterday I read a Twitter thread where people were boasting about being blocked by Kirsty Alley. (Supposedly she has thin skin.) She’s one of several people seek a ban from.
I bet Mike Lindell will be the new trophy thousands of Twitter members will seek. And he won’t be ready
Congratulations for getting into the big time! This guy is just toooo much!
Yeah, you know you’re somebody when Mike Lindell calls you a no good so and so, “terrible reporter.”
Congratulations Ursula. Out there exploring the distinctions between fame and notoriety.With your clear thinking and considered prose, I don’t think this will be your only 15 minutes of spotlight.
Thank you for your kind words, Concinnity. People like you make all this worthwhile. Murf and I were talking about what a cyclical business this is, just the other day. You have some good weeks and some not so good ones, but it’s the people like you who keep showing up and supporting us that make it a fulfilling experience.
Yer-Zula, I love what you write! This windbag Lindell hasn’t got the brains of a rock! What a complete idiot. Good for a laugh.
The one I liked was Uzilla, sort of like Godzilla. I am the giant polar bear that breathes fire like a dragon and will slay the wingnuts! Can’t you see this walking through Times Square in a 50’s sci fi movie? I love it!
Congratulations, Ursula! Badge of honor! Hoo whee, the stuff journalists get for telling the truth. You go, girl.
I wonder if I could get a badge made up, “TR” for terrible reporter — or total retard, take your pick.
Congratulations on your notoriety! Who’da thought? Keep up the great work!
Isn’t this a scream? I put a burr under Mike Lindell’s saddle? Gee-suss. And he’s praying for me, too.