Social media and the internet are wonderful things. You get to see a lot of stuff that you never would in real life, and probably wouldn’t see on television or in the movies.

One of the things that we’re about to see unfold on social media is the nervous breakdown of a man in real time. Mike Lindell is losing it, bigly. He’s got himself all revved up over his next confab in Springfield, Missouri later this month, which he assures us, once again, is going to change the course of western civilization.

Oh, and he’s going to put “the machines” on trial, did I mention that? Don’t tell Sky Net. I wonder what Dominion and Smartmatic will do when they see this? Just curious. The man is mentally ill. it’s been said before that some relative should intervene, but maybe it’s too late.

I just sent off a DM to our very own Mopsy, Michelle Dale, who lives in Australia. I want her to bear witness first hand here, with eyewitness testimony, about the takeover of her country by drones. Since she was able to post a pootie piece this morning, I assume the machines have not overwhelmed her yet. (Unless….unless they have and they posted the pootie piece…) Oh, no. That means “the machines” are right here with me, as I write… watching….watching my every move with their big red eyes. Ah, hem, I shall try to compose myself and forge ahead.

Lindell is seriously disturbed. The man is bat$hit. The man is gone. Last year this time, as you may recall, was the cyber symposium in Sioux Falls. That fell straight on its a$$.

Let us review now, class, what happened in Sioux Falls. Take out your laptops and follow this link to August, 2021. (By the way, August 29 was Judgement Day in Terminator.)  Talking Points Memo:

The main event at Lindell’s gathering was supposed to be a haul of “PCAPs,” or packet captures: snapshots of internet traffic. Lindell promised they would show a successful Chinese effort to flip the U.S. election.

But a member of Lindell’s own “red team” went on-record with the Washington Times Wednesday throwing cold water on the whole idea: The storied PCAPs weren’t being made available to researchers.

“So our team said, we’re not going to say that this is legitimate if we don’t have confidence in the information,” the red team member, Joshua Merritt told the Times. (You may remember Merritt from his pseudonym in Sidney Powell’s legal filings: “Spyder.”)

Independent cyber security expert Robert Graham, who’s attending the conference, was even more blunt. Computer experts expecting to examine evidence were instead presented with indecipherable piles of computer characters. “All day Mike Lindell has been on stage saying the cyber experts are happily working on packet captures. We are not. We haven’t been given the packet captures we were promised,” Graham wrote Wednesday. This remained true on Thursday.

Is it coming back to you now? What a pile of hor$e$hit this was?

And does this ring any bells?

How about this?

And this is how it ended.

Grasping at straws, Lindell opened Thursday’s final symposium day with an old workhorse: Antifa.

Phil Waldron, an old Lindell and Giuliani associate, began by saying that the symposium’s security team had discovered “disruptors inside, trying to get people ejected” and “really radical folks outside, trying to penetrate.”

“This is typical insurrection-type activities,” Waldron added. “This is part of the color revolution.”

“We’ve got antifa things, or people that have infiltrated, they’re telling me this morning,” Lindell added separately, before referring to the alleged attack he endured Wednesday night.

“And you know what, I would have said, “No, we’re going to keep going.’ But after what happened to me last night, I’m going, ‘I don’t want that.’ We want to be safe here.”

All this is going to be is Cyber Symposium Disaster, the Sequel. Only the venue has changed, the idiocy has remained the same.

Oh, and Mikey, apparently Big Brother forgot to cc me about not “coming after” you.

As stated before, Lindell is so crazy that the $hithouse rats have taken to calling the insane amongst them, “Mike Lindell.”

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5 COMMENTS

  1. Someone needs to go to his county of residence & file involuntary commitment papers & see if the magistrate will issue a custody order. You just have to make a case he’s a danger to himself and/or others. Being delusional would qualify. If the magistrate agrees, he will be picked up by law enforcement & forced into a locked psychiatric treatment facility. Happens to common folk everyday with less evidence. Fact. The local magistrate can’t stop you from taking action. All they can do is say no.

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    • Along with all the evidence frump is sitting on concerning Obama’s birth certificate. When is that coming? The fact is these fuckers are so far gone they are indeed deplorable, & that’s being kind. In the south, we put down rabid dogs.

  2. Get it right! Lindell is Bat$hit loony tunes strait jacket and padded cell crazy! When is he gonna be locked up along with the rest of the 74 million?

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