Ya’ll might want to sit down and grab your asses for this one folks, Lyin’ Ted Cruz is about to take you through the looking glass and into the Wonderland of alternative facts…
Sen. Ted Cruz’s (R-TX) argument against the FBI searching Mar-a-Lago and seizing classified documents is truly mind-blowing:
“We’re a country that has a tradition of the peaceful transfer of power.” pic.twitter.com/U9FEUbSH2j
— The Recount (@therecount) August 15, 2022
Jebus, the brazen hypocrisy of that statement would make der Gropinfuhrer himself blush.
Here are some reactions:
— Didi (@Didikatz) August 15, 2022
Beto has his number as well.
— JJ – Authoritarian Big Structural Mama's Boy🗽🩸🦷 (@HuktonnFonix) August 15, 2022
@SenTedCruz: Shame and self awareness are foreign concepts in the modern @GOP.
— Latikia (@latikia) August 15, 2022
Ain’t that the truth.
The eight stages of Trump’s guilt:
1. “I didn’t do it”
2. “I didn’t do anything wrong”
3. “I didn’t do anything illegal”
4. The people accusing me are guilty”
5. “The law is illegal”
6. “Prove it!”
7. “What happened didn’t happen”
8️⃣ “It’s fine, I did it and I’ll do it again…”— Luke Zaleski (@ZaleskiLuke) August 15, 2022
Yup
He is the biggest hypocrite there was no peaceful transfer of power Trump didn't even concede the election he still won't he still thinks he won and the fact that Donald Trump didn't even show up to the inauguration is unreal he didn't even meet them at the house at the door
— Tammy (@Tammad) August 15, 2022
👇👇👇
Mark Twain: “It’s not that there’s too much lightning, but it ain’t distributed right”
— lgambill (@lgambill1) August 15, 2022
Don’t let this blow your mind. He does this exactly BECAUSE he knows it blows “lib” minds.
This is as predictable a statement as anything you’ll hear from any politician.— Matt Birnbaum (@BirnbaumMatt) August 15, 2022
🤔🤔🤔 Fuck him either way.
BOO HOO pic.twitter.com/Vva2n5c4mv
— KrisWinters22 👨💻🇺🇦🇺🇸✌️🖕 (@KrisWinters22) August 15, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Really? Where is the precedent that people have classified documents in their public home?
— Billy Blu3 (@MinimumWageMan) August 15, 2022
Oh we are back to the "they were only tourists?" gaslighting?
— J. (@vargh3se) August 15, 2022
Guess so.
Eww! Why did you make me look at his face! pic.twitter.com/cQZm3YdKDq
— Political Bean Pole (@BeanPoleUnite) August 16, 2022
Sorry.
— sfoley1 (@sfoley1) August 15, 2022
Well, he always wanted the cover…
Ted Cruz should wear a mask forever. Nothing to do with Covid.
— Karin A🦌 (@Karin53026923) August 15, 2022
Yup
— It is what it is! (@craigsdaughter) August 15, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Think I’ll let Lucy have the last word on this:
— Kellylap3 (@lapierre_kelly) August 15, 2022
How does a sane mind survive this daily shit
Laughing helps.
I’ll have to try that. Smacking my palm to my face is starting to hurt.
The FBI did nothing to impede the “tradition of the peaceful transfer of power” , but Traitor Tot and the GQP tried to impede the transfer of power on Jan 6 with their attempted coup!! Now go elsewhere (preferably to some deserted island) where no one has to see, hear or smell your vileness!!
I have to ask, even tho’ I know the answer, Cancun, where the fuck were you on 6 January? That was an example of an attempt to block the peaceful transfer of power. The D.O.J. obtaining a search warrant (from a judge in case you didn’t know dumb-ass) to search for documents (we all saw him take from the W.H.) more than a year and one-half after an attempt to overthrow the legitimately elected government, is called the rule of law. I get it, you don’t know your ass from a hole in a wall let alone the laws of our nation–any of them it would seem. We know this because we watched the orange orangutan insult your wife in ways no one should and THEN watched you smooch his ass so damned hard I’ll bet it left a bruise–husbands with at least an I.Q. of 90 don’t do this.
I think the only reason you would utter such inanities is because deep down you are tired of being a U.S. Senator. Nothing else makes one iota of sense. You, in your heart of hearts, want to give this seat to Beto. You realize what a failure you’ve been, in the senate as in life, and it is time to leave. Well, this is an excellent way to do it and I’m sure Beto is appreciative. That’s why He will take your words to heart and make good and g_d-damned sure he plasters them all over every media source available. Such treatment is what such bone-headed statements deserve.
Getting degrees from Harvard must be about as difficult as pulling them out of a box of Cracker Jacks isn’t it? Or is that where one actually gets them from…?
What does he know? Cruz is about as American as musk.