Uh-Oh. Looks Like The Tail Is Wagging The Dog Again.

God knows I’m no Hemingway, Hell, I’m not even a Steinway, I’m  more like a halfway. That being a given, after all these years I’ve still learned a few things about the art and science of making or proving a point.

And the first thing I learned all those years ago is that in the end, it’s all about the point. After all, that’s the reason you’re there in the first place. Once you have a point, everything else you say or do is for the express purpose of highlighting, buttressing, or embellishing the all important thing, the point.

But the Trump-Vance ticket, the Boobsey Twins of politics, who could f*ck up a one car funeral, can’t even get that right. The only points that Trump and Vance have ever cared about are the ones on top of their heads.

This is, I believe Day 187 of Springfield, Ohio Held Hostage. At least it feels that way, doesn’t it? An entire community held hostage to a pair of sh*theels with a racist agenda, long term legal Haitian residents terrified to even leave their homes to go to work or go shopping, schools and government centers forced to evacuate and close due to bomb threats, even the town’s beloved cultural celebration  forced to be cancelled due to fears of possible violence.

Now, let me ask you a question. With all of this sturm und drang, all of the angry rhetoric and threats, What exactly is the point? Well, shock-and-awe, There isn’t one! It’s all gratuitous, the result of the Hillbilly Imbecile trying to prove he can play hardball politics. But this is Bugger Vance we’re talking about here, and he wouldn’t know an issue from a tissue, especially if it was brain tissue. But like those *ssholes who set the wildfires in California, it’s never Vance who gets his sh*t burned to the ground.

You want to know whose fault this whole mess is? Traitor Tot. But like everything His Lowness touches, he f*cks it up. Haitians eating pets was never supposed to be the issue. You know what the issue was supposed to be? Immigration. This whole cock-and-bull story about illegal Haitians taking over a small town like an outlaw motorcycle gang and eating soft-and-cuddlies was meant to embellish Trump’s claims of Biden’s terrible immigration policies.

Because all of a sudden, pretty much the only issue where Traitor Tot has the edge is immigration. Harris has successfully closed the gap with him on inflation and the economy, and he doesn’t dare debate her again. But the idea of migrant caravans passed its shelf life in 2022, and in the last 6 months illegal immigration has fallen through the floor. Trump needed a new cause celebrate.

And Beggar Vance provided him with one. He trolled a far right, notorious neo-Nazi site that promulgated the story about Haitians eating pets, and they were off and running. One small problem, the basis of the whole trope was a deranged white woman in a town 100 miles away that killed and ate a cat in front of neighbors. But where’s the racial outrage in that? So Haitian immigrants it is.

But here’s where the wheels fell off for Team Bozo’s. Once Vance and Trump successfully got the media talking about the Springfield story, the only sane political thing to do would be to bring it up, then immediately pivot with some bullsh*t story about how this highlights the desperate immigration problem Biden has unleashed on the border.

But they never did it. Instead, in doubling and tripling, even quadrupling down, The Gruesome Twosome have made Haitians eating Spike and Fluffy the issue. Nobody even dreams of tying this insane bullsh*t to immigration.

And it’s going to kill them at the polls in November. Because now Kamala Harris is being asked to comment on this. And the more she shows calm, sincere sympathy and empathy for the real victims here, the Haitians, and then she immediately pivots to immigration, reminding everyone that El Pendejo ex Presidente was the one who personally quashed a bipartisan immigration bill that could have improved the problem even more, the more she starts to look like the only adult in the room on that issue too.

At the top I said that Beggar Vance had actually fornicated the canine twice, and here’s the second one. In his interview with Dana Bash on CNN on Sunday, when she pressed him on the vicious lies about Haitian immigrants, he stepped on another self planted landmine. He said, Starting with the childless cat lady issue, we began crafting stories the media would have to cover in order to point out the suffering of the people. Bash hammered him on the lies about haitian immigrants, but didn’t follow up on the first one.

But at least that one had an original issue, but it’s pure Hillbilly Imbecile. The issue that Vance was trying to promulgate was family values. But since Vance’s vision of family values is a barefoot woman with a cot in the kitchen that pumps out another unit every year or two, he created a trope based on his personal beliefs, and then gave it an insulting visual, Childless cat ladies and grooming teachers with no kids.

And when he was called on it, his initial knee jerk reaction was to defend it. Instead of saying something like, Come on, that was just a phrase I used to tie back to traditional family values. Maybe it wasn’t the best choice of words, but it makes the point. Instead the silly bastard doubled, and then tripled down, and now childless cat ladies is the issue. And Vance looks like a schmuck.

Stupid is as stupid does. I’m starting to think that the only reason Traitor Tot keeps chugging right along is that his cholesterol is too stupid to clog his arteries. Vance as far as anybody knows has no cholesterol issues, so he’s just dirt stupid. And when this is all over, they’ll both find anybody but themselves to blame for their spectacular failure. What a way to run a railroad. But hell, at least Mussolini fixed that one.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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