Trumpty Lashes Out At Being “Indicated” In All-Caps Rage

That clicking and hissing sound you hear is the sound of tabs on beer cans, and even a few champagne bottles, being popped open or uncorked, all over the country. This is a halcyon day. Donald Trump has been publicly humiliated and backed into a corner.

It took about an hour and a half after news of the indictment hit for Trump world to respond.

As expected, both Truth Social and Trump War Room on Twitter issued a statement. Weak tea doesn’t even begin to describe it. Repetitive and canned are good descriptors. But first take a look at Trumpty Dumpty’s personal statement.

Banged out as fast as his little fingers could manage it. pic.twitter.com/6MMwrqTg05

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) March 30, 2023

He’s been indicated, indicated I tell you. And I am shocked. Who would do such a thing?

This next piece is *****NOT SAFE FOR WORK**** but I had to share it.

pic.twitter.com/sZu3sXOG8Y

— Birdie Blue (@kakalackykween) March 30, 2023

She speaks for us all.

Here’s the nothing burger statement, if you haven’t read it already.

Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America pic.twitter.com/N1UYjINb6b

— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) March 30, 2023

And it looks like the GOP is going to stand by their man. Although I’ll tell you what to watch for: watch for the GOPers who say nothing. That will tell the tale. Nothing coming from Mitch in Kentucky, last I checked.

My full statement on the unprecedented and scam indictment of President Trump: pic.twitter.com/UgD5FQgNeD

— Elise Stefanik (@EliseStefanik) March 30, 2023

Now the GOP primary is being framed as only Trump can save America. The Republicans are making him the victim of a McCarthy-esque witch hunt. This is going to be entertaining. Just watch.