Sometimes there’s a method to madness, and sometimes it’s just madness
Let’s start with madness with a method, shall we. Let’s be honest. Texas is not going blue in the presidential election this year, and even Kamala Harris isn’t predicting it. But in the last 120 days of the election Kamala Harris takes time out of her closing argument tour to rally in Houston for women’s reproductive rights. So, wazzup with that?
This. Kamala Harris went there to rally for pro-choice with Democratic congressman Colin Allred, who is in a dead heat to give Cancun Teddy Cruz the Denver boot. As a bonus, all four GOP Supreme Court Justices that upheld the Texas legislature’s abhorrent Trump abortion ban are on the ballot, and activists are moving hard to oust them too.
This move tells us two things. First, it tells us that Cancun Cruz is in deep enough trouble to make it worth taking a day out of Kamala Harris’s frantic schedule to try to flip a Senate seat. Second, the Harris campaign must be pretty damn comfortable where she is to take her off of her own trail to try to bolster Allred.
Now let’s look at good old plain madness. MAGA Madness. You remember that scene in History of the World Part I where the Roman soldiers are chasing the gang, and they make them ride through a fog of Wacky Weedus, getting them all stoned? One of the soldiers stupidly says, I’m gonna stand here…No, I’m going to go stand over there., while another couple of soldiers sitting against a wheel say, Do you care if it falls? What? The Roman empire? F*ck it. Ladies and gentlemen, that’s Traitor Tot’s last five-day travel schedule to a T.
Yesterday, on his way to Arizona to suggest that Liz Cheney should be executed by firing squad, El Pendejo ex Presidente made a quick rally stop in New freakin’ Mexico! What the f*ck for?! New Mexico hasn’t gone red in 20 years, and it ain’t about to start now. Maybe one of RFK Jr.’s worms is eating what’s left of his brain. And likely getting as sick as a dog.
And now, tomorrow Baron von Schitzenpantz is doing a surprise campaign stop in Virginia. What the hell is Emperor Numbus Nuttus’s major malfunction? Virginia is not a swing state this year, not even close. Maybe he wants to go to colonial Williamsburg to laugh at how people used to dress. I dunno.
But here’s what turns the key to the rubber room. The campaign announced that The Peach Penguin is making four trips to North Carolina between now and election day. Which tells me something. It tells me that the campaign is scared sh*tless that a state they shouldn’t have to spend a damn dime in is about to slip right through their fingers. And it’s moronic.
Damn! Talk about Trump fatigue. How much more mental damage and emotional distress does he want to rain down on these poor people, still recovering from a hurricane? But it’s also incredibly stupid for a different reason, and one that shows the pathetic state of the Trump campaign in the last week before the election.
Let’s get this straight. The campaign didn’t say that he was making four stops in North Carolina, they said he was making four trips to North Carolina. Which means four different days. Which means venues, travel, jet fuel, crew pay, landing fees, and most critically, time. Time that could be spent elsewhere, even just the travel time back and forth. Common sense says two stops a day for two days and get it over with.
I’m actually looking forward to seeing what last minute flashes of inspired stupidity the campaign tries to insert into the last three days of campaigning. Now you know why I compared Traitor Tot to that soldier in History of the World Part I. I’m gonna stand right here…No, I’m gonna go stand over there…No, I like this spot better…F*ck it, I’m gonna sit down. Il Douche is no longer purely transactional. Now he’s purely nonsensical. It’s gonna be a looong three plus days.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
His mind is gone.
Not that he used it much when he had it.
He’s got nothing to offer.
So he’s losing.
Bigly.
Remember the “Stable Genius” has a measured IQ of 73. This is the result of what passes for his version of critical thinking…..
Such a talented and competent campaign staff. We’re sure they’ll bring their sparking qualifications along with them to the White House.
Another reminder, had he listened to his campaign staff, the phrase “whether they like it or not” would not have come out of his mouth. Autocratic that he is, his decision are final. Wiles and Lacivita are likely way more talented and able than the Bronze Boob has allowed them to be. They may just be going along to collect their fees – assuming Von Schitzie doesn’t stiff them….
He will get supporters all right for his Salem, VA, stop. It’s mid-state, mountainous rural, and reasonably bright red.
…..and unlikely to have any significant effect on the final vote tally…..
Nero was not even in Rome when the fire started, and by the time he got the news and got back there as quickly as he could with the available transportaton of the day, it was pretty well over. He immediately started raising funds for rebuilding wnich is what a responsible emperor would do. His big mistake was to use too many of those funds for his own place I can’t even swear that anyone got shorted, but they did resent it. But it was impossible for him to have watched Rome burn, with or without a lute (fiddles would not be invented for another 1200 years or so).