Trump vs Trump. Lllllet’s Get Ready To Rummmmble!

Follow my instructions at all times. Break on my command. Stop punching when the bell rings. Let’s GET IT ON!   Boxing referee Mills Lane

This actually came quicker than I thought. Those of you with good memories remember that I wrote an article about Ivanka possibly being The Judas ewe who could damage Trump badly if she testified to the J6 committee. But to be honest, the civil suit never even entered my mind.

But not anymore. Right now it’s all I’m thinking about. In the article, I wrote that while Diaper Donnie redux and Eric were basically worthless fuck ups, and so totally dependent on their jobs in the Trump org. in order to live in the manner to which they have become accustomed. But Ivanka is a different kettle of fish. She actually studied and did her homework at Wharton . She traded her name recognition into clothing lines, shoes, scents, handbags and jewelry. Plus she has an uber rich husband. She isn’t reliant on Daddums largesse the way the other two are, and could break with his alleged fortune if necessary.

But that was in reference to her possible testimony in front of the J6 committee. What we’re talking about now is the NY Attorney General’s civil suit. And that isn’t just a different ball game, it’s a totally different sport. Because Letitia James isn’t just investigating Trump, she’s investigating The Trump Organization. And all 3 kids hold well paying, high level management positions in the organization. They’re on the hot seat too. And don’t forget the Manhattan DA’s criminal investigation into the Trump Organization that they work for.

Let’s go through them one at a time. Eric Trump has already plighted his troth. He is totally committed to Daddum’s billions. Several months ago, he presented the requested documents, and sat for his deposition in the NY AG case. And in the process, invoked his 5th Amendment rights more than 500 times! Eric Trump came out of that deposition looking like an asshole who hasn’t drawn an honest breath since the obstetrician smacked him on the ass. But Eric knows which side his toast is buttered on, and he’ll take a fall if he has to in return for millions on the far side.

I don’t see any reason for Dipshit Donnie Jr. to be any different. He’s even more worthless than Eric. At least Eric tried to run an industrial park in South Carolina, before Daddums had to mail him out from his abject failure. Without Daddum’s billions, Donnie redux would be flipping burgers at a Hardees. Besides, Kimberley Guilfoyle, the ultimate harridan, traded a lucrative California career with FUX News for Trump billions as baby Donnie’s concubine. If she tells him to fall on his sword, he’ll do it.

Now we come to Traitor Tot. Let’s get this clear right off the top. There is no way that Trump takes the 5th some 500 times. His ego and desire to talk about himself won’t let him do it. He’ll answer questions, and it will be totally self serving. There’s a great reason why Trump has Don Jr., Ivanka, and Erfic with offices right next to his. It doesn’t really matter what they do, it’s the title he gives them that makes all the difference. One of Trump’s favorite lame ass defenses is that he’s a Big Picture Guy, he keeps his eye on the prize. Trump only hires the best, and he trusts them to perform. If something goes wrong, ask them, and not him. The One person in the world I would least like to be right now is Allen Weisselberg. He’s the former CFO for the Trump organization, and he’s currently waiting to go on trial on fraud charges. He’s toed the Trump line, but he’s about to get fucked sideways by Trump in his deposition, take my word for it.

And now we come to Ivanka DeVille. As I said, she alone doesn’t require her father’s largesse in order to maintain a posh lifestyle. She is every bit as egotistical and snobbish as Daddums. In 2017, when she went to tour exclusive DC daycare schools to put her children in, she famously chastised the manager of one school for not being in dresses expensive enough for her position. And there are already cracks showing in the relationship. She was publicly upset at her father’s refusal to make a public statement early in the Capitol Riot for everybody to cut it out and go home. And when Jarvanka bought an estate in Florida, they made sure to leave some distance between their McShack and Mar-A-Lago.

Let’s be honest here. Ivanka has used her father from day one. She rode his wealth to a first class education, and she worked hard at it. She used his name brand to build a series of successful companies of her own. When her father was elected President, she used her unpaid advisor position to obtain oodles of lucrative trademarks from the Chinese government. And her husband used his unpaid senior advisor position to create personal financial relationships in the Middle East that are now reaping windfall profits for his family’s business.

But the Trump gravy train is about to jump off the tracks. On a bridge over a chasm. Trump has always liked to refer to Ivanka as Daddy’s little girl. And Trump is 100% correct. Ivanka Trump is a totally egotistical, self contained, deceptive shark. Her only allegiance is to herself. If it starts to appear that Daddums is going down, then Ivanka will jump ship without a backwards glance. Somehow, I don’t see Ivanka fancying the idea of herself in a reality television show titled Ivanka is the new orange.

What I find interesting will be the deposition order for those two. It doesn’t really matter when Don Jr. testifies, his lot is already cast. But there are times when Trump truly seems to have a soft spot for Ivanka. If he does first, does he throw Weisselberg, Don Jr., and Eric under the bus, and try to spare Ivanka to keep their relationship intact? And if Ivanka goes first, how far does she throw Daddums under the bus, or does she try to pull some of her punches, and give Daddums an out? Don’t touch that dial.