Nothing quite says Christmas like an unhinged diatribe about “Radical Left Marxists”, “mentally disabled Democrats” and “Trump hating special counsels.”
But these are the thoughts that were churning through drumpf’s confused cerebellum last evening as he sat down to compose his Christmas message for his Truth Social cultists:
“‘Twas the night before Christmas, and visions of special prosecutors were, evidently, dancing in former President Donald Trump’s head.
In a bizarre Christmas Eve post to his Truth Social platform, the former president delivered a message more befitting Festivus — sounding off on the FBI, the media, the DOJ, the recently-appointed special prosecutor, the recently-appointed special prosecutor’s wife and family, and “radical left marxists.”
“Merry Christmas to EVERYONE, including the Radical Left Marxists that are trying to destroy our Country, the Federal Bureau of Investigation that is illegally coercing & paying Social and LameStream Media to push for a mentally disabled Democrat over the Brilliant, Clairvoyant, and USA LOVING Donald J. Trump, and, of course, The Department of Injustice, which appointed a Special “Prosecutor” who, together with his wife and family, HATES “Trump” more than any other person on earth,” Trump wrote — punctuating his dispatch by saying, “LOVE TO ALL!”
Over on Twitter, Brian Cohen contrasted drumpf’s screed with President Biden’s Christmas thought and Brian’s followers replied to the Orange ape with some equally un-Christmasy comments:
One is a patriotic American; the other is a moron, even on Christmas Eve.
— Pete Souza (@PeteSouza) December 25, 2022
Did we expect anything else, Pete?
BoTh SiDeS aRe tHe sAmE 🤡
— Kolleen (@littlewhitty) December 25, 2022
Yup
"Clairvoyant"?
— Hrafnkat (@hrafnkat) December 25, 2022
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
And by clairvoyant he means he can clearly see his future pic.twitter.com/nOLuaUoywn
— 🇺🇸Tammi Independent 🇺🇸 (@TammiNotGOP) December 25, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
The grandpa you look forward to having Christmas with vs the grandpa you stopped having Christmas with a few years ago
— ☝️SoSayU (@sosayu3) December 25, 2022
Exactly
Wait when did grandpa dirty diaper become clairvoyant?
— History Mom (@HistoryMom79) December 25, 2022
He didn’t or he be on a plane to Moscow.
His post clearly indicates that he already had his visit from the ghost of Christmas future and he’s scared as hell.
— Michele 🇺🇸 💙 (@MicheleSINY) December 25, 2022
Yup
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So Trump is back to talking about himself in third person. Doesn't he know he is Trump, and when did he become clairvoyant? He's been looking at his digital cards too much, now thinking he has super powers.
— Vittletweet (@Vittletweeter) December 25, 2022
Clairvoyant pic.twitter.com/C60uOiemmE
— Dave Koch 🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@David_J_Koch) December 25, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
The adult father figure vs. the 76-yr old who is emotionally on par with an adolescent
— Rachel (@SnarlyMae) December 25, 2022
Yup
Donnie, keepin’ it classy as usual.
— MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@DashingDownward) December 25, 2022
🙄
“Brilliant and clairvoyant” pic.twitter.com/J0q85dffus
— Anthony (@AnthonyKrigbaum) December 25, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
I like how he ends love to all. Hahaha
— religiondestroyedthecountry (@shawncp60) December 25, 2022
Yup
I can’t believe Jack Smith hates Trump more than any other person on Earth. In the face of all the competition. pic.twitter.com/GEGKeERzUl
— Eel 🐍 on Muskrat 🐀 parrotty 🦜 (@_Gerry_Mander) December 25, 2022
👍👍👍
Hey, crazy Grandpa, I know yo supposedly don’t drink but you might back off the eggnog, I think someone spiked it.
Wonder what inspiration he will have for us on New Year’s Day?
So he’s clairvoyant. Just a pity he seems unhappy or everyone would have a chance to whack him. After all, isn’t it good to strike a happy medium?
Brilliant? I’ve a LED on my 2 metre hand held transceiver that’s brighter than him
My sister’s LED nightlight is brighter. With the blue masking tape covering it.
Orangebob shitpants knows as much about ‘love’ as he does about US history, the constitution, foreign diplomacy, what Natasha is thinking, astrophysics, hurricanes, forest fires, how much coke Jr snorts daily, Eric’s IQ, how many women he’s actually assaulted, the dark side of the moon, business of any kind, or anything you might find in a book…I could go on but the list is endless.