The Most Reverand “President Donald J. Trump,” will preside over the memorial service for Ineitha Lynette Hardaway, a young black woman who died too soon, at the age of 51. In any other situation, Donald Trump would rather golf with a putter hanging down out of his pants than attend the memorial of a black woman from North Carolina. But this black woman was also known as “Diamond,” and Trump likes diamonds. He also likes people who love him without reservation and are willing to get out and spread the word. He loved Diamond.
The deal was cinched when someone decided that they would allow the least rev. Trump to preside over the memorial (RSVP right now, Says Kimberly Guilfoyle). Evidently, the Episcopalian Bishop at the national cathedral would not allow the memorial nor Trump to preside. From The Independent:
Donald Trump has announced that he will preside over the memorial service for Diamond of the political vlogging duo Diamond and Silk. Diamond, whose legal name was Ineitha Lynnette Hardaway, passed away on 8 January at the age of 51. “Please join us on Saturday, January 21, in Fayetteville, North Carolina – she loved that state and so do I, as we celebrate the life of Diamond,” Mr Trump said in a video shared on social media.
“She lived it in a credible way and we’re gonna have a wonderful celebration and ceremony. All of Diamond’s family and Silk, we love Silk, her sister. She loved her sister so much and they loved each other. And they really loved the world. They were with me from the beginning and they never wavered. So we’re gonna celebrate, Silk will be there, but I’ll be there, and we’re going to celebrate the life of Diamond.”
One can sense Trump’s loss and sadness in his beautiful tribute; “They were with me from the beginning and never wavered.” Perhaps Trump has never issued a more sincere sense of loss. The “With Me from the Beginning” club is very small and may have lost 10% of its membership. No wonder Trump is stunned into utter silence… well, not silence, nor stunned, but kinda, for Trump.
You know that Diamond would have been thrilled had she known that a 76-year-old Trump would preside over her memorial service. So, inner-club MAGAs, vloggers, those there from the beginning that never wavered. Die early, and be sure to RSVP.
Please join President Trump, Silk, family, and friends as we celebrate the incredible life of Diamond.
Sat, January 21, 2023 – 04:00 pm
Crown Theatre at Crown Complex
Fayetteville, NCRSVP here: https://t.co/3kJHTSHxTP
— Kimberly Guilfoyle (@kimguilfoyle) January 19, 2023
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How much is he fundraising off this?
Anything he says will be 98% about him.
The Crown Theater at the Crown Complex down in Fayeteville? An entertainment and meeting complex with some sports stuff too? Sounds about right for Trump and one of his top fluffers for a funeral. It’s a huge place, and I think the theater itself seats around 2500. Even Trump should be able to fill that. It will be a gaudy, tacky affair I’m sure. At least some of the video clips we’ll see will be entertaining!
I’m curious as to how much of the ‘service’ will be about the deceased and how much will be about Trump
This woman helped this mass murderer and destroyer of children. She allowed herself to be used as token camouflage for a virulent white supremacist. I will shed the same amount of tears as I do for the nazis. Good fucking riddance. One less evil shithead spreading lies. Soliders don’t cry for the enemy. The Ukrainians aren’t weeping for the evil Russians. They weep over their dead children. I’ll save my tears for them. Hopefully Trump will catch a dirt nap while there.