Even a Trump loving UFC fighter running his fat mouth and then pitifully losing a unanimous decision in the octagon in Las Vegas couldn’t wrest the weekly biggest loser belt from Rudy Giuliani after his 148M dollar haircut Friday…
A few things in life we just know. Like if your attorney has this haircut, you are about to write a check for $148M. pic.twitter.com/NqjBYgE3yv
— Warren (@swd2) December 15, 2023
…but Colby Covington (pictured above with the Dotard) sure gave it the old college try.
After the Mango Manatee waddled into the arena with his usual posse of UFC big-shots and washed up little-shot Kid Rock, Covington used his pre-fight interview to insult his opponent, Leon Andrews’, late father calling him a criminal and stating that he was in hell… all the class you might expect from a Trump supporter:
“LAS VEGAS (AP) — Leon Edwards successfully defended his welterweight belt Saturday night, unanimously outpointing Colby Covington at UFC 296.
In a bout that hardly lived up to its billing, Edwards (22-3) showed poise and patience as he picked his spots to outclass Covington (17-4), beating the former interim champion at his own game.
“LAS VEGAS (AP) — Leon Edwards successfully defended his welterweight belt Saturday night, unanimously outpointing Colby Covington at UFC 296.
In a bout that hardly lived up to its billing, Edwards (22-3) showed poise and patience as he picked his spots to outclass Covington (17-4), beating the former interim champion at his own game.
Rather than using his strengths on his feet as a striker, Edwards chose to grapple and counter whenever Covington took shots for a takedown.
“It was way easier than expected,” Edwards said in the postfight interview. “I’m a mixed martial artist. I know everyone sees me as a striker, so it’s good to go out there and show different parts of my game.”
It was an emotionally charged bout after Covington mentioned Edwards’ deceased father at the final pre-fight press conference.
Edwards lost his father when he was a teenager, as he’s previously explained his dad was shot and killed in a London nightclub during a skirmish over money.”
So, let that be a lesson to you, boys and girls.
Never run your stupid head about your opponent’s father, particularly when that opponent is a Mixed Martial Arts champion whose job it is to knock your ugly blockhead off…
Many on Twitter enjoyed the result of the fight:
Colby Covington got his ass beat in UFC last night. He's a Trumper. He proceeded to whine about the judges. LOSER. pic.twitter.com/6kagolnrm7
— Don Lewis (@DonLew87) December 17, 2023
Yep👇👇👇
Colby Covington claims he lost against Leon Edwards because “the judges hate him for supporting Donald Trump”
MAGA are just a bunch of sore losers. #UFC296 pic.twitter.com/MaglxOkjdS
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) December 17, 2023
Wait, I thought UFC crowds loved Trump. Loser.
Colby Covington's knees are dead after meeting Trump backstage. 💀 #UFC296 pic.twitter.com/sKswSVxRNj
— Tea Talk (@MMATeaTalk) December 17, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
#ColbyCovington is a LOSER just like #DonaldTrump 🤣🖕🏻🤡 pic.twitter.com/AxqTREOTVu
— Jeffrey 🕺🐬🏳️🌈 (@chitownguy1213) December 17, 2023
Yup.
🚨#BREAKINGNEWS MAGA UFC fighter Colby Covington lost for the second straight time. @ColbyCovMMA was totally dominated throughout the fight according to the ring side judges.
While giving his losing speech Donald Trump left. This is the part we say ETTD. 🚨
— Ford News (@FordJohnathan5) December 17, 2023
💯
#ColbyCovington is less than trash. He disrespected Leon Edwards father who was murdered during their press conference. Well Leon had the last laugh. I just wish he had knocked that loser out cold. pic.twitter.com/QWtSVObygL
— Don Moolio (@Cant_Teach_Real) December 17, 2023
Yup
Congratulations @Leon_edwardsmma
Seeing Colby Covington fail to win titles is one of my favourite hobbies
pic.twitter.com/aLsTCyV0mP— Jürgen (@Jurgegenpress2) December 17, 2023
You and me both, Jurgegen.
Covington is just the latest, but certainly not the last, example of Rick Wilson’s unerring maxim “Everything Trump Touches Dies”.
When will these idiots learn?
The tweet with the video of LOSER Covington limping to the locker room tells anyone who heard his press conference bullshit the actual truth. He got his ass kicked!
So much winning…er…WHINNING! Hey magats aren’t you tired of WHINNING? Join the true patriots in the Democratic party and start WINNING!!! Weird how the letter ‘h’ makes all the difference.