Holy Mike Lindell, Batman! Remember the “Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia,” that Donald Trump was going to reveal to the world on Monday? Well, the world is going to have to wait. Now Trump is singing a different tune.

That whooshing sound you hear is the sound of Trump’s lawyers collectively wiping their brows as they breathe a sigh of relief.

For once, listening to his lawyers may be wise, especially considering that next week is going to be very busy for Trump, what with the whole turning-himself-in thing. Not to mention, the first Republican presidential debate is set for August 23, just two days before the deadline for Trump and his 18 co-defendants to turn themselves in.

Trump has said he’s still thinking about whether or not to attend, but now he may be planning to use his arrest to upstage his opponents on the day.

What a bummer. It would have been fun to hear what he had to say. I guess we’ll have to wait for the next momentous revelation from Trump world, which will probably come in the form of new digital trading cards.

And here I was hoping to find out whether the evidence would be so compelling as to push Jack Smith’s trial back to 2026. Darn.


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  1. Translation: his lawyers want him the STFU before they have to visit him in the visitors room in a correctional facility. I hope they can also persuade the shit-gibbon out of any legal filings that will embarrass the f*ck out them…and the nation.

  2. Well damn. I was afraid of this because I was looking forward to a true-life farce cum self-incrimination on live TV. As for “publishing” his “irrefutable evidence” in formal legal filings that’s more like what I would have thought from Trump. There’s no “there” there and he damn well knows it. AND he came to realize he wasn’t just setting himself up for trouble with the court(s), but that every outlet including a handful of folks at Fox were eagerly waiting for a chance to rip it apart. Worse, they’d MAKE FUN OF HIM in doing so. I don’t know who got through to him but even a broken clock is right twice a day and that applies to Trump and common sense. Only with Trump and common sense a day needs to be changed to a year!

    There is nothing at all that prevents Trump, via his lawyers including his little missive whole in a motion requesting a dismissal of charges. That ain’t gonna happen and even HE knows it. So some tidbit that don’t sound too “out there” will get referenced but that will be it. When people clamor for the whole thing, we’ll get classic Trump “Soon. Once my lawyers tell me it’s okay, but soon.” Sure. Just a variation on the LIE of not being able to release his taxes because he was under audit. But his MAGA bought that bullsh*t and will buy a “I can’t release the whole thing until all the legal stuff is settled.”

  3. I think that the lawyers told him that, if he went on with “the announcement” Monday, he would need new lawyers because they would not represent him. AND he would still need to pay them because of their contracts. THAT would get his attention!

    • The only thing we can be sure of is that they convinced him it was a bad financial move. He understands few things, but money is one of them — to the extent he understands that, considering how much of it he’s squandered.

  4. It IS irrefutable proof. A note, hand written and initialed DJT, that says (and I quote) “I didn’t do it! I didn’t do anything, and if I did, it was perfect”


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