Well, he sure told her. Yep, Stormy Daniels has now joined the ranks of women that have burned in the night fantasizing about having a sexual encounter with Donald Trump, but he’s not interested, okay? Trump, as we all know, can have any woman he wants, just by crooking his finger. And Stormy just got so hot and bothered (and who can blame her?) that she made up this story about the two of them having sex.
But stalwart and true, Trump has now set the record straight. Without further ado, here is his emailed statement on the subject.
Now of course the hilarious part here is, that the lawsuit concerns defamation and hasn’t the slightest thing to do with sex or the price of tea in China. But don’t expect Trump to know that. He’s been singing this tune for a while and even Michael Cohen, who does know the facts of what occurred, if anybody does, tried to set the record straight earlier this month.
Woah! I never said it was an affair. I have said over and over that he CORNERED ME coming out of a bathroom. Well…I guess to him, that IS an affair. Seems to be his pattern.
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 22, 2022
Give Stormy a break, Donald. I mean, a girl can always dream, right? Right.
He had sex with her. Might not be an “affair” by his standard, but he *did* initiate it, so I have to assume he wanted it.
She must have chased him. Like all the women do. Poor Donald. It must be a real curse to be so irresistible. :))
Whenever he asserts anything you know it’s a lie.
I hate to use a tired cliche, but if his lips are moving (or fingers typing) he’s lying.
Why the hell does she owe him a half million then?!!?!
I cannot imagine any woman in her right mind who would willingly sleep wit Fat Donnie unless he paid her. I actually feather liked Stormy. She is better looking than Malaria, ran her own business and probably doesn’t chats Christmas. Given a choice I would happily choose her over Melanoma as First Lady.