Trump Channels Rodney Dangerfield – “They Come After Me, It’s a Disgrace”

October 22, 2022

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Poor drumpf, he gets no respect I tell ya, it’s a disgrace.

The Otangeutan really wowed the crowd in Bumfuck, Texas this evening, doing a not-half-bad Rodney Dangerfield impersonation, grousing that his Attorney General Bill Barr did not do enough to disenfranchise the voters of Detroit and Philadelphia and Atlanta to illegally swing the vote to him not because it would violate every goddamned election law on the books plus the U.S. Constitution… minor matters beneath the ever expanding endomorph’s fat-ass consideration…but because Barr did not want to be impeached.

His cult members spread out before him, sitting on the bare ground of his newly preferred rally venue, an empty as fuck barren and forlorn prairie, chosen, presumably, because nobody will rent to the chiseler anymore and he got tired of not being able to half fill the cheap seats of small town high school basketball arenas and hastily retrofitted airplane hangers he favored just weeks ago.

And his sorry sorry-for-himself Dangerfieldesque tone perfectly mirrored the sad tableau…

Check out Bedminster. Check out Doral. Check out Trump Tower.

cc: @TheJusticeDept

— hoppalooza (@Hoppalooza) October 23, 2022

🎶Don’t forget Atlantic City…🎶

Gee, what do those three cities have in common? 🤔

— Pamela Johnson (@ilovedmyjobpj) October 23, 2022

Yup

Remember, MAGA: the vote's rigged anyway, just like he said. Why bother wasting time on a busy Tuesday?

— Just Some Doc (@forbiddencomma) October 23, 2022

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Grandpa is mad at the world! Another day, another “I hate everyone” rally! Moving on! pic.twitter.com/b0uypZZFSl

— TexasJD 🐝 🐝🐝 (@Democracy_DMV) October 23, 2022

I love how the Newsmax scroll is touting the increase to Social Security benefits. And Republicans want to put Social Security and Medicare “entitlements” at risk!

— Dana B (@lwdana) October 23, 2022

No shame.