Last night I wrote an article as two Flop Gov, Ron DeSantis was about to have himself a good old fashioned Christie moment. “The Prez” is coming to town, time to put on his ostrich Muk Luks and take it like a baby.
But at the last moment, Pissantis pulled a typical d*ck move, and copped a sneaker. DeSantis’s office said that the Runt Rasputin would tour the scene, Pissantis whined about disrupting the ongoing recovery efforts and said fuggedaboudit. Biden said Fine, let’s go here instead. The roads are clear, and most of the damage in inside the homes. No go. DeSantis doesn’t get rid of a pout unless he gets a tax deduction for it.
It didn’t seem to do him much good. In fact, the local residents were glad to see Biden, giving him a warm welcome, and effusive thanks for the prompt federal response. Several of them seemed less than pleased that their Governor was snubbing The Man. Deathsantis came off looking like exactly what he is, a little d*ck.
But here’s where it gets really funny. At least one constituent decided to call out her absentee brat. In the Q&A session, she asked Biden if he was disappointed that DeSantis had copped a mope and stayed away from touring with him? And Biden gave Little Ronnie a political lesson he’ll never forget.
Biden played a little presidential hardball with the whelp. First he took the ball and jammed it up Ronnie’s *ss. Then he took the bat and tamped it up about a foot. He said something like, I’m not disappointed at all. After all, I’m here to see you, and let you know the government is doing everything it can. The Governor has an entire emergency response to manage. Besides, it’s not like we’re strangers. I’ve spoken to him several times now, and he’s always been gracious and appreciative of everything we’re doing.
Oh, SNAP! If Daddy’s little man had at least showed up, he could have shaken hands with a hazmat glove on, maintained a bare 3′ minimum between them, pointing stuff out with a mulish look on his face. Instead Darth Santis let Biden frame his fawning appreciation and subservience for him. Nice work moron. What do you do for an encore, foreclose on orphanages?
So much for that master political showmanship. But since some arrogant losers just can’t seem to help themselves, DeSantis stepped back onto a rake what whacked him in the back of the head, took two staggering steps forward, and stepped onto another rake that flew up and bopped him in the snoot. The entire purpose of this stunt was to not be seen snuggling up to Biden, right?
This isn’t even Sunday, it’s Saturday, but the minute that Vivek Rattysnotty twigged what was going on, he ran to the first camera with a microphone and a red light. Where he excoriated DeSantis for playing petty politics with people’s lives. A natural disaster knows no politics, and a real governor shows leadership by being wherever he has to be, and whatever he has to do to show his constituents he is doing everything possible to help them. Here Ronnie, you want a little K-Y with that?
It should be some cheap fun tomorrow to watch other GOP candidates and their surrogates roast PigSantis on a spit over an open fire. And just as interesting to see what if any kind of a response Team Pissantis tries to respond with. And in another few weeks, if he lasts that long, DeSantis is going to be back on stage in another debate, with three former GOP Governors who all showed at one time or another, leadership and devotion to their constituents. And Rattysnotty will be happy to point everybody at him, to keep them off of his back.
I have said from the start that DeSantis was a moron for not just laying his markers, fundraising, and keeping his powder dry until 2028. But this is even worse than I thought it would be. Forget about Trump. DeSantis has all the personality of a mountain troll, and the charm of a rabid honey badger. Whenever DeSantis finally plugs the plug on this slow moving train wreck, he’s done. Four years until 2028 isn’t enough time for voters to forget his obnoxious 2024 campaign. Sh*t, 40 years isn’t enough time for voters to forget this Waterloo.
“I’m not disappointed at all…..after all, I’m here to see YOU, and to let YOU know the government is doing everything it can.”
Uncle Joe shoved that bat up DerpSantis’ sorry punk arse and broke it off at the handle with that response…….fn brilliant, and makes The Derp look like the petulant little stolen valor sh!tstain he really is.
So MAGAts, tell us again. How senile Uncle Joe is, b!tches.
*big ol’ condescending smirk*
The magats’ only defense against the fact their turd emperor is in fact mentally deficient is to denigrate anyone and everyone not the turd emperor. The alternative would be the magats’ having to admit they’re all in for an idiot. That they are is a fact but not one they’ll admit to.
From this article:
“He said something like, I’m not disappointed at all. After all, I’m here to see you, and let you know the government is doing everything it can. The Governor has an entire emergency response to manage. Besides, it’s not like we’re strangers. I’ve spoken to him several times now, and he’s always been gracious and appreciative of everything we’re doing.”
Posted by me on the “Campaign Implosion Alert” article (in response to a comment by Scott Samuel Jackson):
Joseph September 1, 2023 At 11:06 pm
What’s really bad is that the President has too much class to attack DeSantis (as he would have every reason to do so) during the visit.
Naturally, Biden’s visit will be portrayed as “the least he can do” by the right-wing nut media but, if Biden did what he should do (and describe DeSantis as a coward for not appearing with him or making a joke along the lines of “So, I hear you folks have a governor but I wonder where he is right now . . . “) and that same right-wing nut media would attack Biden for “playing politics.”
[there is a bit more to the comment but it’s largely about RWNJ media’s stupidity and subservience to Trump]
Now, for new commentary: I’m not going to begin to suggest the President read my comment but I do like the fact that I have a pretty good read on the President’s way of thinking. And glad that he took a slightly more tactful way to smack down DeSantis.
President Biden has something no other republican in the 21st century has: class.