Melania the movie is tanking in its second weekend, sales down 67%. That is the definition of a flop. If the sales had risen, that would have been a great sign. But bear in mind that the sales were only what they were due to people from old folks homes being bussed into screenings and GOP clubs buying up massive amounts of tickets. Now the reviews are in and Melania is tanking. But this version that you’re about to see would be roaring with money, I predict, if we could see a feature length of it.
🚨THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
Here’s the Melania movie we should have gotten!!
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— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) February 8, 2026
Martin Scorcese is noted for totally loving the Rolling Stones. Maybe that’s where the mistake was made, getting Brett Ratner to direct and not Scorcese. And Scorcese could have brought all his pals who loathe Trump, Robert DiNiro comes to mind. Would that not have been a real howler?
We still have the docuseries to sit through, although I don’t know what kind of an audience that will attract if the movie is tanking in its second weekend.
Good for the magic of AI. It managed to bring some human emotion to Melania’s face, something that nature itself has failed at.
That Was AWESOME!
Wouldn’t I love to see Melania’s reaction to this brilliant film! I’m sure she’d be blown away by the level of empathy shown to her and her fucked up life, as well as by what is clearly a far happier ending than her real life holds in store. And oh yeah, wouldn’t she just LOVE to be hurling dangerous objects at her despised Donald …
Who’s to say she hasn’t? I’m willing to bet they’ve had quite a few spats. With his temper, how could they not?